Thereisalight.. Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 (edited) A productive day for me. I was out the house about 4 hours. I took my Mum over to get her prescription, then she went for shopping (I stayed in the car), we then sat and looked out to sea whilst eating a sandwich, then we went to two different graveyards in town to put flowers on. No excercise for me today as I didn’t want to rip the piss after being out so long already Edited March 30, 2020 by Thereisalight.. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 A productive day for me. I was out the house about 4 hours. I took my Mum over to get her prescription, then she went for shopping (I stayed in the car), we then sat and looked out to sea for while whilst eating a sandwich, then we went to two different graveyards in town to put flowers on. No excercise for me today as I didn’t want to rip the piss after being out so long already Better get your hard hat on, you'll probably have incoming. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 What happens if a window cleaner is cleaning your windows, falls of his ladder and lands on your gardener? Obviously you can’t go out and help them as you’re too busy trying to set your phone to video whilst pissing yourself laughing. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Last night :Our neighbours refused to answer their door to, or even open a window to talk to, a young man who was trying to attract their attention to the fact that he believed their house was on fire. Social distancing, above all else. Was only resolved when the police arrived. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: Two are jobs, one is not a job... I thought though that the original rationale was to stop people going out unless they were "critical" to the economy. I've nothing against either occupation but they're surely not "critical" to the economy and it would be naive to think that they won't have ANY contact with anyone while going about said work. Incidentally, I'm not intentionally trying to be a dick about this, I'm merely pointing out that I'm confused with the advice and I've been following it all pretty closely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Disgusting lack of PPE for the nurses in @Alert Mongoose nurse pics... Spoiler 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Who do you expect in a theme like that, Naomi Campbell, Kate Moss..? ETA: Apologies - should have cut the second snap off. And, to keep Granny totally happy: Edited March 30, 2020 by The DA 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, WATTOO said: I thought though that the original rationale was to stop people going out unless they were "critical" to the economy. I've nothing against either occupation but they're surely not "critical" to the economy and it would be naive to think that they won't have ANY contact with anyone while going about said work. Incidentally, I'm not intentionally trying to be a dick about this, I'm merely pointing out that I'm confused with the advice and I've been following it all pretty closely. I guess the over-riding rationale is that we all like to see a nicely trimmed bush? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 6 minutes ago, Raven said: Last night :Our neighbours refused to answer their door to, or even open a window to talk to, a young man who was trying to attract their attention to the fact that he believed their house was on fire. Social distancing, above all else. Was only resolved when the police arrived. I’d have called the Fire Brigade personally... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 9 minutes ago, Raven said: Last night :Our neighbours refused to answer their door to, or even open a window to talk to, a young man who was trying to attract their attention to the fact that he believed their house was on fire. Social distancing, above all else. Was only resolved when the police arrived. Was their hoose on fire? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Was their hoose on fire?Key detail of the story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 11 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: I guess the over-riding rationale is that we all like to see a nicely trimmed bush? Somebody else can do it... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Nobody has told us where he is getting clean water for his bucket yet. Would be a long day if he has to go home for clean water every few houses. Hardly worth his while really. Our cleaner has a water tank in the back of his van. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 8 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Somebody else can do it... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 41 minutes ago, WATTOO said: But what if a window cleaner falls from his ladder ? What if a gardener impales himself on a fence or sticks a fork through his foot ? Surely those occupations carry far more realistic risks than someone driving to a secluded spot for exercise ?? Very good 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, Silverton End said: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Was their hoose on fire? Fair question. No, thankfully. There was a smell of burning and they have this flame effect thing in their hall. No idea why they have that in the hall, but it does look like, well, flames, when seen through a glass door. For completeness, the passer by was carrying a shopping bag which I believe signified he had genuine purpose for being outdoors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 21 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: I’d have called the Fire Brigade personally... He did. The people inside, unaware of their potential inferno, called the police, who arrived first. The coast guard have yet to arrive, poor show from them. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thane of Cawdor Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Email today from travel company headed: Breathtaking destinations for your bucket list. They might want to revisit parts of their marketing strategy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 2 hours ago, SweeperDee said: Prequels rank in this order: Revenge of the sith > phantom menace > attack of the clones Wrong. 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: SweeperDee kens the score. He was close. 1 hour ago, Gaz said: TPM > ROTS > AOTC Correct. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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