Granny Danger Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Gove and Boris down. Patel next plz #Torycunts I’d have a party if Patel got it. Couldn't invite anyone mind so more wine for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 2 minutes ago, Bairn in Exile said: All this talk of tissue paper and pictures of Liz Hurley has given me an idea. I'll be back in half an hour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohemian Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 4 minutes ago, The DA said: Is this a whoosh. Just google 'Liz Hurley nurse'. It's a whoosh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greendot Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 33 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Looks like @NewBornBairn has sprayed her with his creosote gun. Is that what he calls it? I'd be seeing a doctor if it came out that colour as well. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 11 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Gove and Boris down. Patel next plz #Torycunts Hmmm ... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooseLee Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 16 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Gove and Boris down. Patel next plz #Torycunts There's no way the virus is getting past that fat arse of hers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 8 minutes ago, eindhovendee said: Hmmm ... The Bubonic Plague would be more his era of disease. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tam the bud Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 4 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: 2m apart, of course Her legs ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 13 minutes ago, HooseLee said: that fat arse of hers. Wid tho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 Ah well that's me had my don't leave the house for 12 weeks letter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 21 minutes ago, eindhovendee said: Hmmm ... Three simple words... Iain Duncan Smith 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 6 minutes ago, madwullie said: Ah well that's me had my don't leave the house for 12 weeks letter Have you put yourself down for a red cross parcel? I'm getting quite excited. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Stubbs Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 If there was a way of knowing the results and I was putting on a conspiracy theory accumulator, I'd say Lee Harvey Oswald didn't kill JFK, the Russian Government were behind the Moscow apartment bombings and none of Salvador Allende, David Kelly or Jeffrey Epstein killed themselves. I'd say it's a bit daft to believe the Government version of every event in history. The problem with conspiracy theory hobbyists is they seem to believe every single one, based on nothing more than liking the sound of them. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooseLee Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 14 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Wid tho. From the breests up. You'd need a compass to navigate your way around that arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooseLee Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 2 minutes ago, Alan Stubbs said: If there was a way of knowing the results and I was putting on a conspiracy theory accumulator, I'd say Lee Harvey Oswald didn't kill JFK, the Russian Government were behind the Moscow apartment bombings and none of Salvador Allende, David Kelly or Jeffrey Epstein killed themselves. I'd say it's a bit daft to believe the Government version of every event in history. The problem with conspiracy theory hobbyists is they seem to believe every single one, based on nothing more than liking the sound of them and not having a girlfriend. Ftfy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 1 minute ago, Alan Stubbs said: If there was a way of knowing the results and I was putting on a conspiracy theory accumulator, I'd say Lee Harvey Oswald didn't kill JFK, the Russian Government were behind the Moscow apartment bombings and none of Salvador Allende, David Kelly or Jeffrey Epstein killed themselves. I'd say it's a bit daft to believe the Government version of every event in history. The problem with conspiracy theory hobbyists is they seem to believe every single one, based on nothing more than liking the sound of them. If you did a lucky 31, I'd reckon there's a damn good chance that you'd have the fourfold, 4 trbls, 6 dbls and 4 singles all up but I wouldn't put it past the acca and full house to be honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 47 minutes ago, Bairn in Exile said: All this talk of tissue paper and pictures of Liz Hurley has given me an idea. I'll be back in half an hour. What you doing for the other 25mins? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairn in Exile Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 Just now, Gaz FFC said: What you doing for the other 25mins? Getting my breath back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 1 minute ago, Gaz FFC said: What you doing for the other 25mins? Waiting for the viagra to kick in 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 (edited) 24 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Have you put yourself down for a red cross parcel? I'm getting quite excited. Not yet. Wife just did a shop two days ago so would feel a bit dodgy. Not sure how I'm going to manage this given I have 2 kids under 7 and I feel 100% healthy so mentally I'm not in a place where I feel its required. In a way it would have been easier when I was on chemo because that made you feel like utter shit. Immunotherapy in my experience makes you feel a wee bit more tired than usual, sometimes. Edited April 7, 2020 by madwullie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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