DigOutYourSoul Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 It’s the media’s fault. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Im going to drink a bottle of vodka and then drive 30 miles just to check that im drunk 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 17 minutes ago, Dunning1874 said: While this circus is going on, Sturgeon has confirmed that we're going to Phase 1 on Friday. Sorry but I got this wrong, the BBC's live text had Sturgeon saying lockdown was being eased from Friday and then a link with to an article saying Phase 1 this week in it, but that article was actually from Thursday last week. Can't actually find a clear account of what Sturgeon said anywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Who's this journalist? Could they not have put her first? Oh, wait, he was asked (by whom) to call them in order... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Simao Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 He usually does, the fat c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Onion Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 11 minutes ago, Lyle Lanley said: So can everyone now drive 30 mins to test their eyesight now? Yeah it's the new government guidelines. Crash and you get glasses. No crash no glasses, its flawless logic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 1 minute ago, bennett said: A kia ceed, utterly amazing mpg. The car he's been filmed using is a Landrover Discovery. Maybe he had a trailer with an extra tank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 5 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said: Should he even have driven even 1 mile if he thought his eyesight was in anyway impaired? You wouldn't put your fucking kid in the car if you thought you couldn't see properly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Have some faith in Magic Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Here we go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Just now, welshbairn said: The car he's been filmed using is a Landrover Discovery. Maybe he had a trailer with an extra tank. A shite joke, best ignored. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 "The height of lockdown" is very pertinent, imho. Poor Boris was sick too. Is there not a chain of command? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 (edited) 8 minutes ago, marty_j said: I’m not exactly sure where the boundaries of London are?? Ask him why his wife said they were in London in Spectator Are you not paying attention? It’s long been known that Westminster thinks there is nothing actually beyond the boundaries of London and the South East. If terrorists were to bomb no 10 it would be real moral toughie. ETA Dr Carey Lunan - wid. Edited May 25, 2020 by Alert Mongoose 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 4 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Some car he's got that can go 600 miles on a single tank. And again, if he could arrange child care for when he got back to London, why didn't he do it before? I’m sure I seen yesterday he put a bike into a Land Rover Discovery, what MPG do they do 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 He was just protecting Boris's time by not asking him about it. He's a hero. Oh and now he can remember every single detail about the trip, but not a conversation with Boris in the middle of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 He should have read his blow-by-blow account a tiny bit slower. He would have only had enough time to answer Laura’s question. I assume this was his aim by turning up half an hour late. He should have incorporated his stuttering into the statement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, doulikefish said: Im going to drink a bottle of vodka and then drive 30 miles just to check that im drunk Hope you’re taking your four year old child. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 "honest truth" As opposed to dishonest lies, I suppose. He's not much of a public speaker, is he? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 On 22/05/2020 at 23:42, Gaz said: For anyone not keeping track, I've compiled a short list of things that will happen to Cummings: 1) Absolutely nothing at all 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staggie_93 Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 This is absolutely excruciating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 He's just dropped Boris right in it, and Gary Gibbon is going right after him 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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