Shandon Par Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 15 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Is Tynie telling us we're not allowed to go out today? I need to go and get some noodles later. I thought they delivered food by drone in your neck of the woods? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 27 minutes ago, itzdrk said: One of my pals got tested at a drive in place along with their partner at the weekend as she had symptoms when they woke in the morning. He says that he had none (so he shouldn't have booked a test but that's beside the point for now). She was negative and he was positive and their results didn't even arrive on the same day, seems a bit odd to a thicko like myself. Maybe he had covid and she didn't? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottmcleanscontacts Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 Go outside and buy noodles but only from someone from another household in a pub in South Wales but only if you live East of Manchester.Its all very clear.What about me, I'm east of Mombasa. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 15 hours ago, WATTOO said: Germany & Italy appear to be the only two large countries in Europe which have held the infection rates at bay, even Poland which had been performing well is now seeing a steady rise in daily infections. Are they just lucky or is there some rational explanation for this ??? Germany have had a far lower infection and death rate than the other major European countries since the beginning of the pandemic. They manage things better and seem to have a less moronic population than the likes of the UK and France. As for Italy, as they were leading the way at the beginning of the first wave you would expect their rate of infection/deaths to be higher at the moment. The only difference I can see is that Italian schools reopened just two weeks ago but, as we know, children and schools are not major transmission hotspots. It's a bit of a mystery then! 25 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Incidentally what's Devi rent a quotes advice on getting out and about in today's weather. Get soaked, embrace upper respiratory tract infections, weaken your immune system, we're all in it together shitheads so if your moods low tough. Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...It's about learning to dance in the rain xox 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 8 minutes ago, Shandön Par said: I thought they delivered food by drone in your neck of the woods? Didn't realise VT had a (new) job. Spoiler Steven, the Chinese boy who tried to do the drone thing was knocked back by the cooncil apparently. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/66391/dundee-chinese-takeaway-says-drone-delivery-plan-is-no-flight-of-fancy/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 What about me, I'm east of Mombasa.Proceed, but eat with caution. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: Germany have had a far lower infection and death rate than the other major European countries since the beginning of the pandemic. They manage things better and seem to have a less moronic population than the likes of the UK and France. As for Italy, as they were leading the way at the beginning of the first wave you would expect their rate of infection/deaths to be higher at the moment. The only difference I can see is that Italian schools reopened just two weeks ago but, as we know, children and schools are not major transmission hotspots. It's a bit of a mystery then! Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...It's about learning to dance in the rain xox 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 21 minutes ago, scottmcleanscontacts said: 31 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Go outside and buy noodles but only from someone from another household in a pub in South Wales but only if you live East of Manchester. Its all very clear. What about me, I'm east of Mombasa. What about those who are in Krakatoa, East of Java. Spoiler Which is actually west of Java. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottmcleanscontacts Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 What about those who are in Krakatoa, East of Java. Spoiler Which is actually west of Java. Think that'll be closed just now, as per Government guidelines. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 (edited) 14 hours ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said: Whatever happened to Putin's vaccine that was ready to go? Did he stop rolling it out after trialing it on the leader of the Russian opposition? ETA: this isn't fair as your joke is far funnier than anything that show's made in about twenty years Edited September 30, 2020 by NotThePars 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 Bobby Hosk Hosk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 11 minutes ago, scottmcleanscontacts said: Think that'll be closed just now, as per Government guidelines. Herr Nicola at it again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.V.T. Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 7 deaths today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 21 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: Oh and I discovered why Todd lost interest in posting. This is a public bath in Turkey: One household ? They all look like sisters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 23 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: Oh and I discovered why Todd lost interest in posting. This is a public bath in Turkey: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 26 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: Oh and I discovered why Todd lost interest in posting. This is a public bath in Turkey: Loadsa luvvlies, wrapped up in what looks like graph paper... He's not coming back, is he? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 Who can forget Bob in On the Move, the BBC adult literacy series? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Tynierose said: Incidentally what's Devi rent a quotes advice on getting out and about in today's weather. Get soaked, embrace upper respiratory tract infections, weaken your immune system, we're all in it together shitheads so if your moods low tough. Wish she told us to stay in......i played 9 holes of golf this morning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 4 minutes ago, doulikefish said: Wish she told us to stay in......i played 9 holes of golf this morning 20 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Who can forget Bob in On the Move, the BBC adult literacy series? Used to watch that. Didnt he drive about in a blue lorry/van with an arrow on the side? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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