Hammer Jag Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 (edited) 8 minutes ago, virginton said: ^^^ trying too hard I’m really not. Inverclyde is by far and away the worst area in Scotland. Its the only place in Scotland where I’ve seen pensioners wearing Lacoste tracksuits inside a pub. If that isn’t a damning indictment on the local area, then what is? Even West Dunbartonshire is a more desirable place to live. Edited March 21, 2020 by Hammer Jag 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 Everyone seems to be spelling 'the Clyde Riviera' wrongly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 After Boris shut all the pubs/clubs/leisure centres - places where random people gather - I can see no justification for allowing caravaners to arrive from all over and congregate in areas they think is remote from the masses. limited local resources, a wide geographical spread suddenly concentrated and (I’m guessing here) the generally older population that love a bit of caravanning really doesn’t sound like a great mix. trouble is, they’ll eventually leave (by one method or another) but the local populace will have been swamped. (Already, see Shetland). And when the English Police are complaining about the numbers congregating in places like Bridlington and Skegness there’s an issue that needs resolved. Really shouldn’t be a difficult issue to resolve but maybe that’ll be the horse bolted... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 7 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I think every town in Scotland has at least one pub that is similar to that one. Bearsden? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 4 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I think every town in Scotland has at least one pub that is similar to that one. They do. And everyone should name that pub in their home town. In Dunfermline, a place I haven't actually ever lived in, Thirsty Kirstys was probably that pub. There was once a story in the Dunfermline Press about a punter who was banned for farting too much, with said farts seemingly being eye watering. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 4 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: They do. And everyone should name that pub in their home town. In Dunfermline, a place I haven't actually ever lived in, Thirsty Kirstys was probably that pub. There was once a story in the Dunfermline Press about a punter who was banned for farting too much, with said farts seemingly being eye watering. https://adelaidegreenporridgecafe.blogspot.com/2007/03/man-banned-from-pub-for-farting.html 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 19 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Worst thing so far about corona virus is the lukewarm obituaries afforded to me in advance of my death. Shame on you all. Quit moaning, I’ve done you an epitaph: Here lies Bairnardo He used to bake bread But he’s stopped doing that now Because he is dead 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 Take it oaksoft is having to pay off the wife. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Take it oaksoft is having to pay off the wife. He didn't know how to do it but he let her down gradually. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crùbag Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 (edited) The Daily Mail which has turned hatred of immigrants and refugees into an artform is urging its readers to become Covid Refugees in the Highlands and Islands. Get them to fck. The result: Edited March 21, 2020 by Crùbag 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 5 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: https://adelaidegreenporridgecafe.blogspot.com/2007/03/man-banned-from-pub-for-farting.html Aye, that's the one! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 The former Real Madrid C.F. president Lorenzo Sanz has died of coronavirus aged 76. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 21, 2020 Author Share Posted March 21, 2020 They do. And everyone should name that pub in their home town. In Dunfermline, a place I haven't actually ever lived in, Thirsty Kirstys was probably that pub. There was once a story in the Dunfermline Press about a punter who was banned for farting too much, with said farts seemingly being eye watering.Stratfords in Edinburgh is pretty rough. My mate once told me that when Diana died they put up a sign on the door saying “as a mark of respect for the death of Diana, Princess of Wales we will open at 0930 on the day of her funeral rather than the usual 0900”.I can’t comment on Inverness these days but the Keg was always fairly rough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 16 minutes ago, Hammer Jag said: Even West Dunbartonshire is a more desirable place to live. The Sons...we're The Ones 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
git-intae-thum Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 7 minutes ago, alta-pete said: After Boris shut all the pubs/clubs/leisure centres - places where random people gather - I can see no justification for allowing caravaners to arrive from all over and congregate in areas they think is remote from the masses. limited local resources, a wide geographical spread suddenly concentrated and (I’m guessing here) the generally older population that love a bit of caravanning really doesn’t sound like a great mix. trouble is, they’ll eventually leave (by one method or another) but the local populace will have been swamped. (Already, see Shetland). And when the English Police are complaining about the numbers congregating in places like Bridlington and Skegness there’s an issue that needs resolved. Really shouldn’t be a difficult issue to resolve but maybe that’ll be the horse bolted... In normal times I a very much in favour of the right to roam and wild camp. I am also very much in favour of doing our bit to provide a safe haven in Scotland for the worlds refugees. However...... let's get these covid19 campervan selfish refugee gits tae f@ck. Selfish arseholes who are spreading death and threaten to overwhelm the scant medical facilities in our rural areas. There must be something in the Land Reform Act that enables the forced removal of them and their caravans. I hope the Scottish parliament has the power to get them intae a forced quarantine. Pronto!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 5 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Quit moaning, I’ve done you an epitaph: Here lies Bairnardo He used to bake bread But he’s stopped doing that now Because he is dead He was small in stature He didn't like Thatcher Mango on pizza isn't right Falkirk are shite 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, git-intae-thum said: In normal times I a very much in favour of the right to roam and wild camp. I am also very much in favour of doing our bit to provide a safe haven in Scotland for the worlds refugees. However...... let's get these covid19 campervan selfish refugee gits tae f@ck. Selfish arseholes who are spreading death and threaten to overwhelm the scant medical facilities in our rural areas. There must be something in the Land Reform Act that enables the forced removal of them and their caravans. I hope the Scottish parliament has the power to get them intae a forced quarantine. Pronto!!! I think you just shut the campsites. As much as people think they are self sufficient while wild camping, shitting in a hole and bathing in a burn in March tends to lose its romance after a couple of days. Site owners? They join the rest of the other business owners on the wheel of compo roulette.. Edited March 21, 2020 by alta-pete 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 An absolute nap that this dirty fucker will end up catching and spreading it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: He was small in stature He didn't like Thatcher Mango on pizza isn't right Falkirk are shite Leave it to the professionals bud... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 4 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Leave it to the professionals bud... Let me know when they get here 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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