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Just an unusually unhealthy bear standing on its hind legs as far as I can see. The idea that an eight foot tall primate has evaded scientific detection in the temperate rainforests of North America is one of the cryptozoology stories that I find very difficult to take seriously. If every other conceivable form of wildlife in that environment is showing up as roadkill or a wall mounted hunting trophy at some point why has Cleetus the Slack Jawed Yokel not run one over or shot one at some point over the last century?

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1 hour ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

Far too big to be a man in a suit, bears don't have long arms, healthy or unhealthy. Plenty been run over/killed, CIA show up and people told to STFU you hit a bear.

What's the reasoning behind why the CIA would want to cover up bigfoot, are they supposed to be some kind of bioengineering superhuman experiment or something? I love a good conspiracy theory but have always had bigfoot in the Nessie category.

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4 minutes ago, Zetterlund said:

What's the reasoning behind why the CIA would want to cover up bigfoot, are they supposed to be some kind of bioengineering superhuman experiment or something? I love a good conspiracy theory but have always had bigfoot in the Nessie category.

I really don't know, that's the answer everyone wants, I would say it's a combination of the human DNA, and the collapse of the logging industry/chaos in the national parks. It's nothing like nessie or any of that shite, thousands of genuine accounts coming out all the time, from genuine people. The clip I posted up, it's one of three things......1. A giant man in a suit in the middle of a river.

                 2. A big bear with long arms.

                  3. A Sabe/Sasquatch.

It'll be good when he posts up a vid of a human in the same spot.

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8 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

Not directly related to Bigfoot but surely a factor.

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Cave dwelling bigfoots abducting people and eating them or killing them or enslaving them or something?

Reported for racism.

The correct term is Morlocks.

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4 hours ago, Genuine Hibs Fan said:

Well that was handy. Sure it didn't help with promoting their documentary at all 

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Loving how that blurry smudge is an "ape disgust face".

Pretty impressive shapeshifting if apes can make their faces melt like that.

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3 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

Computer enhancement of the original film.

 

Well I'm sure a video that with 4 full minutes of Google Maps screenshots will have finally proved it beyond doubt.

Tbf while not convinced there is nothing I would like more than the bigfoot people to be real. When I go to the PNW to visit my partner's fam where should I be looking? Just forests (general) or is there a hot spot? 

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