Bairnardo Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 Let's imagine some popular conspiracies are suddenly proved to be true.... How would the following seven days play out in each of the following scenarios..... Prince Philip dies, and immediately his human shell disintegrates, leaving behind the corpse of a giant lizard. A scientist produces irrefutable proof that life as we know it is a Matrix style simulation. Coronavirus is found to be an American plot in Wuhan to destabilise China Another covid one.... Tiny nanorobots are found in one of the vaccines News comes that an asteroid will destroy earth in exactly 21 days -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 The main players would have a field day. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Let's imagine some popular conspiracies are suddenly proved to be true.... How would the following seven days play out in each of the following scenarios..... Prince Philip dies, and immediately his human shell disintegrates, leaving behind the corpse of a giant lizard. A scientist produces irrefutable proof that life as we know it is a Matrix style simulation. Coronavirus is found to be an American plot in Wuhan to destabilise China Another covid one.... Tiny nanorobots are found in one of the vaccines News comes that an asteroid will destroy earth in exactly 21 days Some of these scenarios are less outlandish than the regular offerings of ahem, certain posters on the Coronavirus thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 10 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: News comes that an asteroid will destroy earth in exactly 21 days Jason Leitch will still say it's too early to remove restrictions except for bible bashers, who from 26/3 will start praying for salvation. The asteroid hits earth and everyone dies. The end. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 I'd probably subscribe to Infowars and then sign up to the David Icke forum for a good start. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 17 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: News comes that an asteroid will destroy earth in exactly 21 days Head for Greenland. And stay away from Gerard Butler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 10, 2021 Author Share Posted March 10, 2021 Some of these scenarios are less outlandish than the regular offerings of ahem, certain posters on the Coronavirus thread.I considered a flat earth one but the obvious answer to that is that millions of humans would go to the end of the earth and jump off just because they could. In all scenarios, Rangers and Celtic would issue statements 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: In all scenarios, Rangers and Celtic would issue statements and the Daily Mail would blame Meghan for at least 75% of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: I considered a flat earth one but the obvious answer to that is that millions of humans would go to the end of the earth and jump off just because they could. In all scenarios, Rangers and Celtic would issue statements Celtic have previous in the flat Earth one imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 vT to spend the next 21 days belittling every experts ideas on how to deal with the meteorite, and a 3 match ban for Alfredo Morelos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 2 hours ago, The Moonster said: Head for Greenland. And stay away from Gerard Butler. Whereabouts in Greenland does he stay? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marly Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 Whereabouts in Greenland does he stay?Greenland street. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 The Prince Phillip one would change nothing at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 3 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Let's imagine some popular conspiracies are suddenly proved to be true.... How would the following seven days play out in each of the following scenarios..... Prince Philip dies, and immediately his human shell disintegrates, leaving behind the corpse of a giant lizard. A scientist produces irrefutable proof that life as we know it is a Matrix style simulation. Coronavirus is found to be an American plot in Wuhan to destabilise China Another covid one.... Tiny nanorobots are found in one of the vaccines News comes that an asteroid will destroy earth in exactly 21 days Daily Record headline would be about Nacho Novo’s love life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 We'd just turn up Mossmorran to full power and melt any meteor. Proof of pumas in the Scottish countryside is found after a half dead one is discovered in Carnoustie having tried to take on Smudger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 9 hours ago, Stormzy said: I'd probably subscribe to Infowars and then sign up to the David Icke forum for a good start. Is that not where we are? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 13 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Whereabouts in Greenland does he stay? I suppose moving to a freezing deserted place where it’s dark 6 months of the year is an upgrade on Paisley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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