BFTD Posted Monday at 13:53 Share Posted Monday at 13:53 1 minute ago, Silvio Tattiescone said: The dedicated NHS tv channel would be a winner. A camera in a GP's surgery watching as Mr Miggins goes in to see about his piles that have been acting up whilst Mrs O'Glossop discusses her issues "down there". A million nosy old ladies would pay a subscription NHS After Dark, where free treatment at the point of delivery is predicated upon agreement that cameras will be present in all examination rooms. We're saving the NHS, people. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted Monday at 15:39 Share Posted Monday at 15:39 1 hour ago, Silvio Tattiescone said: The dedicated NHS tv channel would be a winner. A camera in a GP's surgery watching as Mr Miggins goes in to see about his piles that have been acting up whilst Mrs O'Glossop discusses her issues "down there". A million nosy old ladies would pay a subscription It would, of course, be a commercial channel with adverts for high fat and sugar convenience foods in between the heart ops and cancer diagnoses.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted Monday at 15:41 Share Posted Monday at 15:41 1 minute ago, tamthebam said: It would, of course, be a commercial channel with adverts for high fat and sugar convenience foods in between the heart ops and cancer diagnoses.. it’s still very amusing to me that I can buy fags, whisky and all manner of junk food in the chemists in America. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted Monday at 16:18 Share Posted Monday at 16:18 This might not be the thread for it but I expect a few handbrake turns from hysterical rightoids if the acquital of the police officer who shot Chris Kaba dead provokes any sort of disorder - back to "string em all up and throw away the key" from "just a bunch of misguided young lads". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted Monday at 17:39 Share Posted Monday at 17:39 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: This might not be the thread for it but I expect a few handbrake turns from hysterical rightoids if the acquital of the police officer who shot Chris Kaba dead provokes any sort of disorder - back to "string em all up and throw away the key" from "just a bunch of misguided young lads". Well, yeah. That really is the whole idea for them, isn't it. My guys can do what they like and you'd better put up with it, or else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted Monday at 18:34 Share Posted Monday at 18:34 A full thread of suggestions from the NHS for change site. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted Monday at 18:46 Share Posted Monday at 18:46 11 minutes ago, ICTChris said: A full thread of suggestions from the NHS for change site. Found Stuart Dickson’s account 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted Monday at 20:12 Share Posted Monday at 20:12 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted Monday at 21:00 Share Posted Monday at 21:00 Liss Truss found 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted Monday at 21:05 Share Posted Monday at 21:05 That thread is brilliant! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted Monday at 21:08 Share Posted Monday at 21:08 I've got this great idea for a game show on NHS TV- Celebrity Colonoscopy. The public would pay good money to get a look up Carol Vorderman's arse, Tom 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted Monday at 21:33 Share Posted Monday at 21:33 There seems to be a correlation between mental ideas and atrocious writing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted Monday at 21:51 Share Posted Monday at 21:51 Men's Mental Health would be cured within an instant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted Monday at 23:19 Share Posted Monday at 23:19 2 hours ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said: Liss Truss found 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted 18 hours ago Share Posted 18 hours ago Imagine being told some of the worst news of your life to be interrupted by the noise of 100 £1 coins clattering out of the puggy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted 18 hours ago Share Posted 18 hours ago 23 minutes ago, Central Belt Caley said: Imagine being told some of the worst news of your life to be interrupted by the noise of 100 £1 coins clattering out of the puggy I reckon it would just cause longer waiting times, as the nurses all hang about waiting for the machine to be full before scalping them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted 16 hours ago Share Posted 16 hours ago 2 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: I reckon it would just cause longer waiting times, as the nurses all hang about waiting for the machine to be full before scalping them Could put staff only ones in the canteens where they can win extra days annual leave or a pay rise 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted 13 hours ago Share Posted 13 hours ago 17 hours ago, tamthebam said: I've got this great idea for a game show on NHS TV- Celebrity Colonoscopy. The public would pay good money to get a look up Carol Vorderman's arse, Tom Steph McGovern got her chuff checked live on TV. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted 13 hours ago Share Posted 13 hours ago 20 hours ago, ICTChris said: A full thread of suggestions from the NHS for change site. Having spent a night in hospital last week, I can confirm the food was near enough inedible. Beer might well be the answer although in a room of four middle aged to elderly men, the number of nighttime trips to the loo would probably rule out any sleep. 20 hours ago, carpetmonster said: Found Stuart Dickson’s account The nurses I saw last week were all thin but I am aware of morbidly obese nutritionists. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted 12 hours ago Share Posted 12 hours ago He’s done the maths! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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