Britney Spears Instagram

[Curmudgeon]

1 hour ago, Boo Khaki said:

Either she's a bit wee for a keeper, or that bloke must be about 9' 6"

That's a picture of her tight end.

[BillyAnchor]

4 hours ago, Boo Khaki said:

I have consulted with Mrs Khaki, informed her of P&B's collective dismay at being unable to locate said 'anal gape' pic on Britney's insta, and she has informed me that it has 'been removed'.

Sorry chaps.

She is absolutely adamant that it was indeed full-on cheek spreading, and Twitter seems to concur with her version of events.

So she is in chaps?

[Theroadlesstravelled]

As far as a puckered anuses go it’s decent.

[Sergeant Wilson]

3 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said:

As far as a puckered anuses go it’s decent.

Aren't  they all, things would be messy otherwise.

"Why is your shite tapered at the end?

So your arse doesn't shut with a bang."

[throbber]

Still trying to find a pic of Britneys balloon knot.

[mathematics]

10 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11048119/Hope-Solo-pleads-guilty-DWI-gets-30-day-sentence-fine.html

Ms Solo's Shereen Nanjiani will be getting a bit more attention than she might like if she doesn't get her act together.

For those that didn’t read the article, she lives in a town called Roaring Gap.

[scottsdad]

If her football career is over, maybe Hope Solo could start a new life as a porn star. She could work with Ian Botham and his corpse-knob to create some truly horrific scenes. 

[19QOS19]

If her football career is over, maybe Hope Solo could start a new life as a porn star. She could work with Ian Botham and his corpse-knob to create some truly horrific scenes. 

The damage has already been done.

[BFTD]

13 hours ago, throbber said:

Wait a minute here - i posted asking for dodgey box assistance because I wanted to do a bit of illegal streaming and someone then posted a pic of an American soccer player in a clear reference to her dishevelled vagina - I mistakenly mistook this women for Alex Morgan when in fact it was Hope Solo who posters were talking about?

Yep, although I'm not 100% on that. Maybe you should spend the day researching naked footballers to be sure?

Tell the missus some pervert off the internet said you had to - she'll understand. Also report back with your findings, for science.

[throbber]

38 minutes ago, BFTD said:

Yep, although I'm not 100% on that. Maybe you should spend the day researching naked footballers to be sure?

Tell the missus some pervert off the internet said you had to - she'll understand. Also report back with your findings, for science.

That’s hilarious how I thought it was Alex Morgan and nobody helped me out. 
 

My Mrs doesn’t use the YouTube app and just goes on the browser so when she was putting a video on for one of the kids when I was driving she we I’d searched in Alex Morgan naked and Alex Morgan vagina. I nearly crashed car.

[throbber]

1 hour ago, oaksoft said:

A bunch of middle-aged men getting the horn over a woman with very clear mental illness issues taking her clothes off on Instagram isn't creepy at all.

Nosiree.

^^^ cranking over Britney as we speak. 

[throbber]

1 hour ago, oaksoft said:

A bunch of middle-aged men getting the horn over a woman with very clear mental illness issues taking her clothes off on Instagram isn't creepy at all.

Nosiree.

^^^ cranking over Britney as we speak. 

[BFTD]

Oaksoft still checking the scud threads to...erm...castigate everybody else for checking the scud threads.

[Derry Alli]

2 hours ago, oaksoft said:

A bunch of middle-aged men getting the horn over a woman with very clear mental illness issues taking her clothes off on Instagram isn't creepy at all.

Nosiree.

Are you also a qualified mental health nurse?

[mozam76]

2 hours ago, oaksoft said:

A bunch of middle-aged men getting the horn over a woman with very clear mental illness issues taking her clothes off on Instagram isn't creepy at all.

Nosiree.

Who are you calling middle aged?

[scottsdad]

27 minutes ago, oaksoft said:

Anyone over the age of about 25-27.

And that makes up a sizeable chunk of the forum members.

Some of the creeps posting sleazy stuff about her are well into their 50s.

For anyone younger than 25, have you not got women your own age who don't have well-documented mental illness issues to goggle after?

Middle aged guys talking about a middle aged woman who voluntarily publishes online nude images of herself.  

[mozam76]

32 minutes ago, oaksoft said:

Anyone over the age of about 25-27.

And that makes up a sizeable chunk of the forum members.

Some of the creeps posting sleazy stuff about her are well into their 50s.

For anyone younger than 25, have you not got women your own age who don't have well-documented mental illness issues to goggle after?

It was a joke you absolute welt.

[Shandon Par]

P&B’s Jilly Cooper rides in to rescue the good name of the Hit Me Baby One More Time singer. 

What are Britney’s problems anyway, beyond having an absolutely batshit mental trailer trash family who try to have her permanently locked up? 
 

She’s maybe a bit unhinged but seems to have a great lifestyle and is in terrific shape. 

[throbber]

1 hour ago, oaksoft said:

Anyone over the age of about 25-27.

And that makes up a sizeable chunk of the forum members.

Some of the creeps posting sleazy stuff about her are well into their 50s.

For anyone younger than 25, have you not got women your own age who don't have well-documented mental illness issues to goggle after?

You aren’t middle aged in your late 20’s, middle age is 35-45 with the area of 45-50 being a bit of a grey area depending on how badly you are ageing.

[ParsJake]

30 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

P&B’s Mary Whitehouse rides in to rescue the good name of the Hit Me Baby One More Time singer. 

FTFY

Writes porn scripts but pretends to care about women being objectified.