Cosmic Joe Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 (edited) 46 minutes ago, ManBearPig said: @virginton with a big picture of Ainsley Harriot projected on the wall behind him, just calling people in the audience simpletons. "You're a simpleton champ" "You're a simpleton champ" "I'm an expert on [whatever the latest hot topic of the day is]" "[insert some spurious copy and pasted shite that nobody can be arsed reading]" "You're a simpleton champ" Edited July 29, 2022 by Cosmic Joe 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 Simpleton found. ^^^ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 41 minutes ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: Simpleton found. ^^^ The simpleton who recognises that he is a simpleton, is less of a simpleton than the simpleton that thinks he is smart and clever. Or something like that. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 2 hours ago, ManBearPig said: @virginton in The Never Seen a Vagina, Champ Monologues. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSaints1877 Posted July 29, 2022 Author Share Posted July 29, 2022 (edited) That thread about the unfortunate Aberdeen fan who was set on fire on the train would be an interesting show. Any willing Dons fans to volunteer? We might need a few depending on how long our run at the Fringe lasts until we get booted out of Embra. Edited July 29, 2022 by SuperSaints1877 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 5 minutes ago, SuperSaints1877 said: That thread about the unfortunate Aberdeen fan who was set on fire on the train would be an interesting show. Any willing Dons fans to volunteer? We might need a few depending on how long our run at the Fringe lasts until we get booted out of Embra. You weren't there man.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSaints1877 Posted July 29, 2022 Author Share Posted July 29, 2022 6 minutes ago, welshbairn said: You weren't there man.. You are correct. I was at a different match. Out of interest. Were you there? It was a terrible incident for the person concerned, but did make the Gold forum for all to read. I think it would make a good Fringe show. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 4 minutes ago, SuperSaints1877 said: You are correct. I was at a different match. Out of interest. Were you there? It was a terrible incident for the person concerned, but did make the Gold forum for all to read. I think it would make a good Fringe show. No. It was what the person said on here who was on the train. That's what made it funny. Can't remember the poster, began with M, don't think it was Moonster but something like that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 Frank booth can give us a course on hand signals whilst driving. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 1 hour ago, philpy said: Frank booth can give us a course on hand signals whilst driving. You can do the scenery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 That poster saying a thing they often say/is said about them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 2 hours ago, philpy said: Frank booth can give us a course on hand signals whilst driving. Or you can educate us on how best to wriggle about on a pish stained floor. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted July 31, 2022 Share Posted July 31, 2022 Christ, a live reenactment of a subcrawl / post 5's mix up. Puddle drinking.... Pissy worm... And other carnage 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted July 31, 2022 Share Posted July 31, 2022 A show where people recreate the events which led to posts that have achieved legendary status. Id enjoy a re-enactment of the chat where the guy was telling his pal to take a lassie to pizza hut at 10:30 and spray lynx in his mouth, also the hunchback shagging. A scene where a guy is trying to explain to his wife why he needs to borrow her phone and change her name to Tony in his phone to argue with someone on a football forum could be worth a watch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted July 31, 2022 Share Posted July 31, 2022 Bitcoin & Cryptocurrency Thread: The Musical might be worth a punt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted July 31, 2022 Share Posted July 31, 2022 (edited) Who was it who spent a good ten pages arguing that bigfoot was real on the conspiracy theories thread? I'd watch that as a one man show. Comedy gold ETA: just after posting this I saw @steve55 has appeared on there again. It mighta been him who was the Bigfoot fan on recollection but all of his nonsense on there is unhinged gold Edited July 31, 2022 by AsimButtHitsASix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted July 31, 2022 Share Posted July 31, 2022 D.A.F.C and "How to enjoy your work". 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 31, 2022 Share Posted July 31, 2022 The Mr Bump from the Mister Men Story With @Shandon Par as Mr Bump 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 On 29/07/2022 at 18:18, Cosmic Joe said: The simpleton who recognises that he is a simpleton, is less of a simpleton than the simpleton that thinks he is smart and clever. Or something like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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