carpetmonster Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 9 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: It would be quite handy for long drives tbh. It’s probably why the smallest cups of coffee/ginger you can get in American petrol stations are about 3 gallons, so you can horse it out the window and not need to stop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 34 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: That's got to be Throbber with his wanktowel covering a Fleshlight disguised as a 7 iron. He wouldn't be seen dead wearing socks with sandals. Not on his feet, anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 10 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Anthems are shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 You could fit the USA & India side by side & it still wouldn't cover the north of Africa. https://www.thetruesize.com/#?borders=1~!MTQzNzA3MDI.NTA3MTMxOA*MzAzOTc5MTI(NjY4NTAyMQ~!CONTIGUOUS_US*MTAyMDQ0MTk.MjQ4NDU3Mzc(MTc1)MA~!IN*NTA5NzcxOQ.NzI5MDQyNA)MQ~!CN*OTg5OTYwNQ.NjkzODcxMA(MjI1)Mg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 2 hours ago, Venti said: You could fit the USA & India side by side & it still wouldn't cover the north of Africa. https://www.thetruesize.com/#?borders=1~!MTQzNzA3MDI.NTA3MTMxOA*MzAzOTc5MTI(NjY4NTAyMQ~!CONTIGUOUS_US*MTAyMDQ0MTk.MjQ4NDU3Mzc(MTc1)MA~!IN*NTA5NzcxOQ.NzI5MDQyNA)MQ~!CN*OTg5OTYwNQ.NjkzODcxMA(MjI1)Mg All the religious people in India and the USA could bless the rains down in Africa though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 Just now, tamthebam said: All the religious people in India and the USA could bless the rains down in Africa though. Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 On 05/08/2024 at 20:12, Silvio Tattiescone said: The space between your eyebrows is called the glabella What space? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 How to put medication up someone's ass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 3 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: How to put medication up someone's ass. Here was me thinking you were training to treat humans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 6 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: How to put medication up someone's ass. Wire brush and Dettol? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar_Army Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 11 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Wire brush and Dettol? Here was me thinking it was Oor Wullie style with a catapult and a deadly aim. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 15 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Wire brush and Dettol? Next up, the wee umbrella down the piss tunnel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 51 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: How to put medication up someone's ass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 33 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Next up, the wee umbrella down the piss tunnel. Is that where ‘cocktail umbrellas’ came from? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar_Army Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 I work with a girl who swallowed a pessary. She had taken one to cure her thrush. When her mother told her what she was actually meant to do with it she started felling sick. Phoned NHS24 to see if she had poisoned herself/what she should do and the person dropped the phone due to laughing. She was 35! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted September 10 Share Posted September 10 3 hours ago, Sugar_Army said: I work with a girl who swallowed a pessary. She had taken one to cure her thrush. When her mother told her what she was actually meant to do with it she started felling sick. Phoned NHS24 to see if she had poisoned herself/what she should do and the person dropped the phone due to laughing. She was 35! A few years ago I answered a patient call and the patient said "this toothpaste tastes f**king horrible". I asked him what toothpaste he was talking about. He'd brushed his teeth with Deep Heat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 10 Share Posted September 10 9 hours ago, carpetmonster said: Is that where ‘cocktail umbrellas’ came from? I certainly hope note. I dont think i fancy a Singapore Syphilitic Sling tbh. (once was enough) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 10 Share Posted September 10 11 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: How to put medication up someone's ass. With friends like you, who needs enemas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted September 10 Author Share Posted September 10 12 hours ago, Sugar_Army said: I work with a girl who swallowed a pessary. She had taken one to cure her thrush. When her mother told her what she was actually meant to do with it she started felling sick. Phoned NHS24 to see if she had poisoned herself/what she should do and the person dropped the phone due to laughing. She was 35! The alternative version of the woman who swallowed a fly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 10 Share Posted September 10 1 hour ago, Cosmic Joe said: The alternative version of the woman who swallowed a fly I was just trying to think of a rhyme for 'pessary' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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