Darren Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 Madonna would like a prayer https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-66049222 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Darren said: Madonna would like a prayer https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-66049222 Serious bacterial infection. There's a lot of it about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 5 hours ago, Darren said: Madonna would like a prayer https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-66049222 Ach she is just taking a Holiday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 10 hours ago, Darren said: Madonna would like a prayer https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-66049222 Cause we are living in a bacterial worldAnd I am a bacterial girlYou know that we are living in a bacterial worldAnd I am a bacterial girl 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 Get Madonna to #1 Said her Urologist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 6 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: Ach she is just taking a Holiday That pun was Borderline. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 34 minutes ago, chomp my root said: That pun was Borderline. She’ll Die Another Day. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 No need for a pun at all 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 Will she Live to Tell? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 4 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Get Madonna to #1 Said her Urologist. He'll need to get into the groove. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 2 hours ago, chomp my root said: He'll need to get into her groove. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 8 hours ago, chomp my root said: He'll need to get into the groove. At her age it would be like opening a cheese toastie 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 24 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: At her age it would be like opening a cheese toastie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 3 hours ago, jimbaxters said: At her age it would be like opening a cheese toastie Cheese and tuna toastie by the sound of things. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 10 hours ago, jimbaxters said: At her age it would be like opening a cheese toastie She's had that much skin tightened you'd lose a finger if it snapped shut. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 Incoming. Tech entrepreneur Nick Hungerford, who has terminal bone cancer, says his two-year-old daughter inspired him to set up a charity for bereaved children. Mr Hungerford, 43, says he has two months left to live and believes children should not have to live with a lifetime of grief and trauma. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.V.T. Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 Alan Arkin at 89. “Argo f**k yourself” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 14 minutes ago, D.V.T. said: Alan Arkin at 89. “Argo f**k yourself” “You have a morbid aversion to dying. You probably resent the fact that you're at war and might get your head blown off any second." "I more than resent it, sir. I'm absolutely incensed." "You have deep-seated survival anxieties. And you don't like bigots, bullies, snobs, or hypocrites. Subconsciously there are many people you hate." "Consciously, sir, consciously," Yossarian corrected in an effort to help. "I hate them consciously." "You're antagonistic to the idea of being robbed, exploited, degraded, humiliated, or deceived. Misery depresses you. Ignorance depresses you. Persecution depresses you. Violence depresses you. Corruption depresses you. You know, it wouldn't surprise me if you're a manic-depressive!" "Yes, sir. Perhaps I am." "Don't try to deny it." "I'm not denying it, sir," said Yossarian, pleased with the miraculous rapport that finally existed between them. "I agree with all you've said.” 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 Roy has come a cropper! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 1 hour ago, D.V.T. said: Alan Arkin at 89. “Argo f**k yourself” Captain Invincible won't be returning then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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