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6 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

Week 33 update

Two deaths this week. The first is, as reported by Aim Here, actually from some time ago, the writer D.M. Thomas: DM Thomas obituary | Books | The Guardian

Some interesting stuff in there about a writer I'm not familiar with, but I enjoyed that passage the most. Given there must be at least ten mentions of him being a rampant shagger in that obituary, I'm assuming he or a close friend wrote it. 

Thomas died at 88 so he's worth 37 Base Points for @ThomCat. A Captain bonus doubles that, with a Solo Shot for an extra 50 giving him 124 points. 

I should also point out here that, as with every year, I do a manual check of everyone on the list who hasn't died to make sure I haven't missed anyone. During the year the only real way I have of tracking deaths is looking at the list of recent deaths on Wikipedia, so if a rare name I don't immediately recognise is up I'm not always guaranteed to get it. If you know someone dies, get on it. 

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Second death this week was insurance salesman Michael Parkinson: Sir Michael Parkinson obituary | Michael Parkinson | The Guardian

One thing that's struck me as I've been reading about his life is something I've mentioned before with respected television figures. The Parkinson-style chat show doesn't exist any more and that's largely because of the way media has changed. Aside from nobody watching TV any more, the overall media landscape has changed to render chat shows largely irrelevant. Promotional media for new releases is managed by the people already involved. Sportspeople are press-managed to within an inch of their lives. Anyone else has a Twitter account and can sell themselves. And now nobody has an attention span of more than a minute, so who's going to watch an old man interviewing someone from the internet?

He retired when I was 15 so I'm not going to say he was a big part of my life, but moments like this are just reminders that the world is changing and I'm not always convinced it's for the better.

Parkinson died at 88 so he's worth 37 Base Points for @cdhafc1874, @HI HAT, @mathematics, @ParsJake, @superwell87 and @Willie adie.

As a result (and thanks to Aim Here's corrections, all of which were typing errors rather than arithmetic, the standings now look like this:

1. JustOneCornetto 405
2. psv_killie 376
3. Arbroathlegend36-0 288
4. Desp 264
5. LoonsYouthTeam 245
6. The Naitch 240
7. ThomCat 239
8. gkneil 234
9. cdhafc1874 229
10. Arabdownunder 228
11. buddiepaul 226
12. Billy Jean King 225
13. Mark Connolly, weirdcal 224
15. Bert Raccoon 222
16. qos_75 221
17. peasy23 220
18. amnarab 219
19. Ned Nederlander 209
20. Miguel Sanchez 199
21. Bully Wee Villa 192
22. Ziggy Sobotka 190
23. lolls 180
24. Donathan 179
25. Shotgun 170
26. Savage Henry 169
27. D.V.T., microdave, throbber 166
30. HI HAT, Ludo*1 162
32. chomp my root 161
33. Michael W, pub car king, The_Craig 157
36. Aim Here 155
37. DG.Roma 154
38. The DA 153
39. sophia 148
40. Karpaty Lviv, Scorge 145
42. Indale Winton 142
43. Sweaty Morph 140
44. alta-pete 139
45. get_the_subbies_on 138
46. Frosty, HK Hibee, willie adie 134
49. Fuctifano, thistledo 125
51. ParsJake 123
52. kilMARKnock 116
53. doulikefish,  tamthebam, The Master 111
56. Melanius Mullarkay 110
57. Arch Stanton, mozam76 101
59. Lofarl 99
60. Oystercatcher, weemac 97
62. atfccfc, Ray Patterson 96
64. HTG 95
65. djchapsticks 94
66. Moomintroll 93
67. Enigma 90
68. dagane, pawpar 87
70. sparky88 84
71. blackislekillie 74
72. Jimmy Baker 71
73. ICTJohnboy, superwell87 69
75. paulathame 68
76. lichtgilphead 67
77. expatowner 60
78. German Jag, Priti priti priti Patel, superbigal 58
81. Dunning1874, sleazy 55
83. Empty It, The Hologram 48
85. DeeTillEhDeh 42
86. Oceanlineayr, Salvo Montalbano, Shipa, statts1976uk 39
90. mathematics 37
91. 10menwent2mow, dee_62, mizfit, parxyz, scottsdad, senorsoupe, Suspect Device 32
98. choirbairn, Derry Alli, stanton 31
101. BillyAnchor, Christophe, Lex, PWL 29
105. Everyone else 0

The spreadsheet has also been updated with these scores: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1RxCIfczRUmrRrW79tUQ0vJ5KaHZpYENsTKmDqW4X3W4/edit?usp=sharing

 

 

Update: @ParsJake actually had Parkinson as his Captain, so he gets an extra 37 points and is now up to 33rd. I've fixed the spreadsheet and the scores.

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6 hours ago, TxRover said:

Points watch (finally), as Jimmy entered added time…

“The grandson of former President Jimmy Carter and his wife Rosalynn Carter said “it’s clear we’re in the final chapter” in an interview with People published Saturday. “

Just a few months and a December bonus kicks in.

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On 21/08/2023 at 00:55, TxRover said:

That c**t Pele checked out early last year to steal my January Captain celebration, so Jimmy will either peg out 30 Nov or next year!

Yeah, Pele and the Pope pegging it in the last couple of days in December was particularly disappointing. If they held on a week or so more and I would have started January with a hat-trick. 

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If you look at FlightRadar right now the Top 10 most followed (like ‘000s watching what is unfolding) flights are various private jets scurrying away from Moscow and St Petersburg. And they’re just the ones you can see…

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8 minutes ago, TxRover said:

A surface-to-air missile seems a wee bit unnatural…just saying…agree with Michael W…points please, unnatural and duo…thoughts and prayers.

He was never going to die in bed of gout or consumption or whatever. 

Totally natural for this guy. 

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Just now, scottsdad said:

He was never going to die in bed of gout or consumption or whatever. 

Totally natural for this guy. 

Meh, points, guv! Ironically, that’s my youngest player gone, so my average age has crept up a bit!

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