Salt n Vinegar Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 3 minutes ago, Lurkst said: 2pm? They'll have missed it. Nah, they'll catch it as they slowly advance out of the dark ages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 Cat sitting, dog walking, watching 1860 Munchen v Freiburg ll and then the Killie game, perfect Saturday. Down with the monarchy etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 I could batter all of them, for £5 or no £5. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 21 minutes ago, Delicate Flower said: Makes sense. Cos when you die that's the first thing St Peter asks - how many coronations did you watch on TV? St Peter : Did you ever perform any acts of bravery during your time on Earth? New arrival : Yes, I once went into the wrong end of the ground at an OF match, and I was wearing the wrong colours. St Peter : Now that certainly is a brave act. When did you do this? New arrival : About 2 minutes ago. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 Is it like a wedding when you get that bit where the priest asks if anyone has any objection to it taking place? Could be Harry's big moment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingjoey Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: I was only 6 months old for the last one, I doubt I'll be around for the next one, so I'm definitely watching this one. That's the bravest post on here yet. Kudos JG. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: I was only 6 months old for the last one, I doubt I'll be around for the next one, so I'm definitely watching this one. That'll do me for Coronation ceremonies - lasted longer than the Queen's Park v Dundee game and wasn't half as entertaining. They could have put the whole thing over in half an hour. And as for the music - typical High Church, absolute shite. I don't know how anyone could listen to that every week. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 8 hours ago, stevieKTID said: Cat sitting, dog walking, watching 1860 Munchen v Freiburg ll and then the Killie game, perfect Saturday. Down with the monarchy etc I was also cat sitting, but the cat fucked off out a window so I watched the football instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 8 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: That'll do me for Coronation ceremonies - lasted longer than the Queen's Park v Dundee game and wasn't half as entertaining. They could have put the whole thing over in half an hour. And as for the music - typical High Church, absolute shite. I don't know how anyone could listen to that every week. Sounds like a World Cup opening ceremony. Did Chuckles get a song from a well past-her-prime pop singer with no obvious connections to the country? Grace Jones would've been perfect for a return. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 48 minutes ago, BTFD said: Sounds like a World Cup opening ceremony. Did Chuckles get a song from a well past-her-prime pop singer with no obvious connections to the country? Grace Jones would've been perfect for a return. Diana Ross went to crown him but missed and dropped it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 32 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Diana Ross went to crown him but missed and dropped it. Clearly scared to touch him in the morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTee Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 Let the cat out. Played golf. Two pints. Home to let the cat out. Something to eat. Shower and now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 Heard this woman on the radio saying attending the royal panto pish was a “once in a lifetime” opportunity. The new boy is a 75 year old sausage-fingered ruddy-faced pickled jaikey. We’ll have all this to go through again in the next decade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 43 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Heard this woman on the radio saying attending the royal panto pish was a “once in a lifetime” opportunity. The new boy is a 75 year old sausage-fingered ruddy-faced pickled jaikey. We’ll have all this to go through again in the next decade. If you were born in the mid fifties it would maybe feel like a once in a lifetime thing and if jug ears lives as long as his mother did they could easily only see one changeover in their lives. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 I was interested in the lady in the blue dress with the sword. Was that a Tory MP? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deegee Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 13 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: I was interested in the lady in the blue dress with the sword. Was that a Tory MP? Penny Mordaunt. She is conservative MP down Portsmouth way and ran for leadership when Boris got the boot. She (lucky for her) missed out but has been heavy involved with this stuff, and was also central at the crossover ceremony immediately after the Queen passed. She definitely was striking yesterday and gave off heavy MILF vibes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deegee Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 19 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: That'll do me for Coronation ceremonies - lasted longer than the Queen's Park v Dundee game and wasn't half as entertaining. They could have put the whole thing over in half an hour. And as for the music - typical High Church, absolute shite. I don't know how anyone could listen to that every week. I watched it all yesterday as I am quite interested in history and find these pageants fascinating. It’s incredible to think a lot of the formalities and ceremonies date back many hundreds of years. Having said that, I think I preferred the funeral last Autumn. Better music and not as drawn out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 2 minutes ago, deegee said: I watched it all yesterday as I am quite interested in history and find these pageants fascinating. It’s incredible to think a lot of the formalities and ceremonies date back many hundreds of years. Having said that, I think I preferred the funeral last Autumn. Better music and not as drawn out. I enjoyed the processions to and from the Abbey more than the ceremony, to be honesT 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 38 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: I was interested in the lady in the blue dress with the sword. Was that a Tory MP? She is of fame for making speeches in the house of commons to win a bet so take from that what you will. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deegee Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 45 minutes ago, 101 said: She is of fame for making speeches in the house of commons to win a bet so take from that what you will. 10 years ago, she made this speech to parliament. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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