greendot Posted August 13 Share Posted August 13 To be fair if you didn't get a pop up in a brothel I'd be asking for my money back. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O_Kahn Posted August 13 Share Posted August 13 https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/ayrshire/kilmarnock-resident-loses-appeal-after-33428567 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 13 Share Posted August 13 ^^^ Poor bugger will be getting blazing bags o' dugshite and aw' thing left on his doorstep now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 They encouraged us to insulate our home. Now it’s unmortgageable’ UK householders are angered by the discovery they cannot remortgage or sell their homes after installing spray-foam insulation to cut energy use 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 On 13/08/2024 at 20:42, O_Kahn said: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/ayrshire/kilmarnock-resident-loses-appeal-after-33428567 Wallace was hung, drawn and quartered. This guy looks as if he has been too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 On 14/08/2024 at 08:51, bennett said: They encouraged us to insulate our home. Now it’s unmortgageable’ UK householders are angered by the discovery they cannot remortgage or sell their homes after installing spray-foam insulation to cut energy use 1) Motherwell fan found 2) Petrol can and matches should sort their problem 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 15 Author Share Posted August 15 Furious neighbours told to fork out for £10,000 fence in 'shopping bag row' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 Proud Scotsman left furious as bakery refuses to sell him cake Thomas the Baker says they will no longer be accepting the Scottish £20 note due to a rise in forgeries making their way into the till. Much to the fury of one customer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawford Bridge Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 Jock funny money, innit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 20 Author Share Posted August 20 Brent resident ‘outraged and livid’ after driveway dispute with neighbour 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 On 14/08/2024 at 08:51, bennett said: They encouraged us to insulate our home. Now it’s unmortgageable’ UK householders are angered by the discovery they cannot remortgage or sell their homes after installing spray-foam insulation to cut energy use Looks like they pumped any left into the wife !!! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 On 17/08/2024 at 12:52, bennett said: Proud Scotsman left furious as bakery refuses to sell him cake Thomas the Baker says they will no longer be accepting the Scottish £20 note due to a rise in forgeries making their way into the till. Much to the fury of one customer so they're not accepting scottish twenties because there's too many forgeries and he's the one that is moaning about them not accepting scottish twenties. Hmm... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 21 Share Posted August 21 Angry OAP blasts Openreach after roadworks leave him trapped in home "Trapped"! He could have used his neighbour's driveway or moved the barriers. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted August 21 Share Posted August 21 2 hours ago, Swarley said: Angry OAP blasts Openreach after roadworks leave him trapped in home "Trapped"! He could have used his neighbour's driveway or moved the barriers. There is a main bus route 4 minutes walk from his gaff. If he needed to get out use your legs and the free bus pass you have and stop moaning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted August 21 Share Posted August 21 8 hours ago, Swarley said: Angry OAP blasts Openreach after roadworks leave him trapped in home "Trapped"! He could have used his neighbour's driveway or moved the barriers. Arsehole has driven nose first into his driveway too. Completely deserved to be blocked in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifes Elite Force Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 On 21/08/2024 at 12:12, Swarley said: Angry OAP blasts Openreach after roadworks leave him trapped in home "Trapped"! He could have used his neighbour's driveway or moved the barriers. Totally bizarre complaint - miles of space for him to reverse back over his neighbour's garden which, to be fair, is hardly in pristine condition which suggests the neighbour wouldn't give a f*** if he did. I look forward to next week's issue which has him complaining about his wife blocking him in on his own drive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 2 hours ago, hk blues said: Totally bizarre complaint - miles of space for him to reverse back over his neighbour's garden which, to be fair, is hardly in pristine condition which suggests the neighbour wouldn't give a f*** if he did. I look forward to next week's issue which has him complaining about his wife blocking him in on his own drive. Never mind the garden, he's got the neighbour's driveway right next to his, which they've had to crop off from the picture in order to make it look like he has something to complain about! He's actually contacted the paper about this too, so he obviously doesn't care how big a tit he looks just so long as they print his picture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 2 hours ago, BFTD said: Never mind the garden, he's got the neighbour's driveway right next to his, which they've had to crop off from the picture in order to make it look like he has something to complain about! He's actually contacted the paper about this too, so he obviously doesn't care how big a tit he looks just so long as they print his picture. "What should I put on for getting my photo taken for the paper, hen?" "Your joggers and the soft trainers will be nice!" Said no-one ever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 Golf club at risk after owner refuses to pay £22k for unfairly sacking greenkeeper 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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