The Compo Faces Thread

[superbigal]

Oh shit

 

 

Edited November 9, 2023 by superbigal

[Sergeant Wilson]

3 hours ago, statts1976uk said:

I don't think these two have got the hang of "fuming" over a taxi. 

No compo for them, 3/10 for effort.

It's not even the airport.

[Swarley]

Cowboy unhappy that he'll be charged to park his horse Roy challenges any parking changes

[scottsdad]

We waited six months for bungling council to clear pavement after widower, 90, fell over - so did the job ourselves

Don't forget your Lib Dem rosette when posing for your compo face. 

['WellDel]

On 08/11/2023 at 20:59, Caledonian1 said:

I wonder if they have a magnet rather than mistletoe above the door at christmas

You'd be praying the poles were the same to repel that thing.

[Tony Ferrino]

On 08/11/2023 at 16:18, scottsdad said:

Couple's dispute with Norwich council over Fishergate boiler

Tonight Matthew, we're going to be Nirvana.

[hk blues]

23 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said:

Tonight Matthew, we're going to be Nirvana.

What gets me about these stories is how polar opposite both sides of the story are - she says it's not worked in 4 months (with one exception) and they council say it's worked every time they've taken a look at it.  Somebody's at it.  

[101]

On 08/11/2023 at 20:17, bennett said:

Not sure if this has been on before.

 

Mould, lack of hot water, heat and water leaks are a few of the issues that a number of Kilwinning tenants are claiming they're having to deal with while renting properties with Cunninghame Housing Association.

 

Dissapointing lack of issues to be photographed with and you would think you might clean up just a little before the photographer nips round

[Hedgecutter]

1 minute ago, hk blues said:

she says it's not worked in 4 months (with one exception) and they council say it's worked every time they've taken a look at it.  Somebody's at it.  

[hk blues]

2 minutes ago, 101 said:

Dissapointing lack of issues to be photographed with and you would think you might clean up just a little before the photographer nips round

They did. 

[bennett]

 

A Scots pensioner is facing a £1,000 bill to have a telecom company's mast wires moved in her garden.

Ellen Ballantyne, 67, from Greenock wants to lay decking and have an outdoor seating area at her home. But broadband provider Openreach say she'll have to pay them first.

Ellen said: "The mast has been there for a long time and I understand that it needs to be there.

"I've never really thought about it until now. The position of the wire is going to make it really difficult to install the decking

Edited November 10, 2023 by bennett

[101]

5 minutes ago, bennett said:

 

A Scots pensioner is facing a £1,000 bill to have a telecom company's mast wires moved in her garden.

Ellen Ballantyne, 67, from Greenock wants to lay decking and have an outdoor seating area at her home. But broadband provider Openreach say she'll have to pay them first.

Ellen said: "The mast has been there for a long time and I understand that it needs to be there.

"I've never really thought about it until now. The position of the wire is going to make it really difficult to install the decking

Really nice war torn look to her back garden, taking the remeberance season seriously demands respect.

[Bert Raccoon]

23 minutes ago, bennett said:

 

A Scots pensioner is facing a £1,000 bill to have a telecom company's mast wires moved in her garden.

Ellen Ballantyne, 67, from Greenock wants to lay decking and have an outdoor seating area at her home. But broadband provider Openreach say she'll have to pay them first.

Ellen said: "The mast has been there for a long time and I understand that it needs to be there.

"I've never really thought about it until now. The position of the wire is going to make it really difficult to install the decking

Great compo face but a severe lack of pointing so I'd say 8/10

[Florentine_Pogen]

5 hours ago, Swarley said:

Cowboy unhappy that he'll be charged to park his horse Roy challenges any parking changes

[Sarcastic Bairn]

1 hour ago, Bert Raccoon said:

Great compo face but a severe lack of pointing so I'd say 8/10

Wait until she gets her new pallets dropped off by her great grandchild (aged 42), sorry decking.

[Peil]

On 05/11/2023 at 21:20, Molotov said:

Not exactly “compo” but….

“A row has broken out over plans to rehome Britain's loneliest sheep.

But an animal rights group says plans to rehome her to a farm park near Dumfries would make her a "spectacle".

Passed that last Sunday, I did wonder who they were and why they were picketing a farm park that is closed on a Sunday anyway

[Florentine_Pogen]

On 05/11/2023 at 21:20, Molotov said:

 

[bennett]

 

 

Furious woman fined £142 by Southeastern despite attempting to purchase ticket ‘four times

 

A commuter has described her fury at being hit with a £142 fine – despite her repeated efforts to buy a train ticket.

Kelly Hannah-Rogers wanted to purchase a Flexi 28-day season pass at Folkestone Central station but when she arrived at 6.40am the ticket office was shut.

 

 

 

 

[tamthebam]

2 hours ago, bennett said:

 

 

Furious woman fined £142 by Southeastern despite attempting to purchase ticket ‘four times

 

A commuter has described her fury at being hit with a £142 fine – despite her repeated efforts to buy a train ticket.

Kelly Hannah-Rogers wanted to purchase a Flexi 28-day season pass at Folkestone Central station but when she arrived at 6.40am the ticket office was shut.

 

 

 

 

I wonder if she is a nosy neighbour- she looks like Michael Paine

[Guest]

8 hours ago, bennett said:

 

 

Furious woman fined £142 by Southeastern despite attempting to purchase ticket ‘four times

 

A commuter has described her fury at being hit with a £142 fine – despite her repeated efforts to buy a train ticket.

Kelly Hannah-Rogers wanted to purchase a Flexi 28-day season pass at Folkestone Central station but when she arrived at 6.40am the ticket office was shut.

 

 

 

 

How did she try purchase a ticket from a closed ticket office 4 times?