HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 20 hours ago, Molotov said: Multiple Martin Kemp posters across our town have been targeted by yobs attaching “googly eyes” which is causing fury to locals. Lytham lookalike to Taylor Swift - Serena, who is an avid music lover and huge Martin Kemp fan said “This really isn’t fair or funny. Martin Kemp is a huge heartthrob which everyone woman wants to see and every man wants to be, this is the act of a jealous man.”. Seething Serena added “I will be front row for Martin Kemp when he comes to The Lowther Pavilion Theatre & Gardens on the 1st of November.” I set up his dj equipment for his set at Belladrum last year. His decks weren't plugged in, he was playing a recording 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 24 minutes ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: I set up his dj equipment for his set at Belladrum last year. His decks weren't plugged in, he was playing a recording True? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 27 minutes ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: I set up his dj equipment for his set at Belladrum last year. His decks weren't plugged in, he was playing a recording I was in a cocktail bar at the weekend which had a "DJ" playing. It was pretty obvious that he was just running his setlist through the laptop as he spent about 10 minutes talking to his mate at one point, despite having a pair of decks in front of him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 2 hours ago, PSJ.84 said: Few belters in here - https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/12304412/shock-moment-postman-relieves-himself-dundee/ What a fucking grass btw. Seen that last night and can’t understand it, complain to the Royal Mail aye, or even have a quiet word with the postie. Don’t run off to the papers and especially the Sun. Made sure he got the “Senior Analyst” in his wee article too p***k 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 8 minutes ago, Central Belt Caley said: Seen that last night and can’t understand it, complain to the Royal Mail aye, or even have a quiet word with the postie. Don’t run off to the papers and especially the Sun. Made sure he got the “Senior Analyst” in his wee article too p***k I'm not saying the postie was right but it's not like he took a pish in full view and the garden was hardly picturesque in the first place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 51 minutes ago, Central Belt Caley said: Seen that last night and can’t understand it, complain to the Royal Mail aye, or even have a quiet word with the postie. Don’t run off to the papers and especially the Sun. Made sure he got the “Senior Analyst” in his wee article too p***k To be fair if I was doing that job I would be pishing in gardens too at my age. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 8 minutes ago, Leith Green said: To be fair if I was doing that job I would be pishing in gardens too at my age. That might become a significant issue, as the state retirement age increases. The older "gentlemen of a certain age" become, the fewer jobs they'll be able to do unless there's a lavvy every couple of hundred yards. Bus driver? Posties? Delivery drivers? Forestry/farm workers? I think the list could be huge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 2 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: That might become a significant issue, as the state retirement age increases. The older "gentlemen of a certain age" become, the fewer jobs they'll be able to do unless there's a lavvy every couple of hundred yards. Bus driver? Posties? Delivery drivers? Forestry/farm workers? I think the list could be huge. Shouldn't be much of a problem for forestry or farm workers - plenty of places to pish. Having a shite may be a little more problematic. Where I am the bus drivers just pull over and pee at the side of the road. As a kind of aside just outside my place there is a large sign advising folk peeing in public is an offence - it's a popular place for folk to stand behind and take a pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 4 hours ago, hk blues said: True? Yep. 100%. Dancing about like a fud pretending to mix. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 The laws around pishing in public in this country? “47/003 - Civic Government (Scotland) Act 1982, Section 47 Urinating/Defecating Definition Any person who urinates or defecates in such circumstances as to cause, or to be likely to cause, annoyance to any other person shall be guilty of an offence.“ Why the fcuk do police horses get away with shiting everywhere? The riders should be forced to pick it up. I envy the life my dog has. He can pish and shit wherever and get me to pick up after him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 29 minutes ago, Molotov said: I envy the life my dog has. He can pish and shit wherever and get me to pick up after him Plus he can lick his balls in public and nobody complains. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 2 minutes ago, Leith Green said: Plus he can lick his balls in public and nobody complains. Well he would but my wife had them lopped off. No way could I take him to the vets for that surgery. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 The mother of a young boy who passed both the Kent and Medway tests with flying colours says she’d rather home-school him than send him to “the worst school in England”. This one even has a video included. https://www.kentonline.co.uk/sittingbourne/news/i-passed-the-kent-test-and-was-given-worst-school-in-englan-303618 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 A self-employed joiner is questioning why he is paying £3,500 a year in council tax despite being unable to turn right out of his home because of a 100-metre puddle. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 “A group of residents are involved in a row with a Worthing primary school after instances of heavy flooding, which they say is destroying their gardens.” The video in this article is utterly hilarious. https://www.sussexexpress.co.uk/news/people/worthing-estate-residents-in-row-with-primary-school-over-flooding-swimming-in-water-4559802 I very nearly pissed myself. It is quite apt given the current debate over Artificial grass vs natural grass. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 58 minutes ago, Molotov said: The mother of a young boy who passed both the Kent and Medway tests with flying colours says she’d rather home-school him than send him to “the worst school in England”. This one even has a video included. https://www.kentonline.co.uk/sittingbourne/news/i-passed-the-kent-test-and-was-given-worst-school-in-englan-303618 Do they still do the 11 plus in England? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 (edited) 6 hours ago, Molotov said: “A group of residents are involved in a row with a Worthing primary school after instances of heavy flooding, which they say is destroying their gardens.” The video in this article is utterly hilarious. https://www.sussexexpress.co.uk/news/people/worthing-estate-residents-in-row-with-primary-school-over-flooding-swimming-in-water-4559802 I very nearly pissed myself. It is quite apt given the current debate over Artificial grass vs natural grass. Willie Nelson has put the beef on. Edited March 19 by Sergeant Wilson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 1 hour ago, Molotov said: The mother of a young boy who passed both the Kent and Medway tests with flying colours says she’d rather home-school him than send him to “the worst school in England”. This one even has a video included. https://www.kentonline.co.uk/sittingbourne/news/i-passed-the-kent-test-and-was-given-worst-school-in-englan-303618 Quote Kemsley mum threatens to home-school son following ‘unfair’ Oasis Academy secondary school placement I guess he’ll just have to Roll With It. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 5 hours ago, ICTChris said: I guess he’ll just have to Roll With It. Don’t look back in anger! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 7 hours ago, Molotov said: The mother of a young boy who passed both the Kent and Medway tests with flying colours says she’d rather home-school him than send him to “the worst school in England”. This one even has a video included. https://www.kentonline.co.uk/sittingbourne/news/i-passed-the-kent-test-and-was-given-worst-school-in-englan-303618 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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