Aim Here Posted June 20, 2023 Share Posted June 20, 2023 1 minute ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: If 1 of them kills the other 4 would that give the survivor extra days of oxygen? That's what I would be doing if I was a billionaire. Thing is, there are likely three other equally rich and predatory c***s in the submarine with you, as well as the guy who knows how to drive the thing. We're talking about the billionaire version of Lord of the Flies. I'm sure there's a reality show in there somewhere. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted June 20, 2023 Share Posted June 20, 2023 Just out of curiosity, do any of these billionaire business men have connections to Prince Andrew? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted June 20, 2023 Share Posted June 20, 2023 5 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: If 1 of them kills the other 4 would that give the survivor extra days of oxygen? That's what I would be doing if I was a billionaire. Depends how quickly the bodies would start to decompose and use up oxygen. (I assume decomposition does use oxygen but please correct me if I'm wrong.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMoore Posted June 20, 2023 Share Posted June 20, 2023 Pure unfiltered nightmare fuel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted June 20, 2023 Share Posted June 20, 2023 3 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Just out of curiosity, do any of these billionaire business men have connections to Prince Andrew? Funny you should ask - The Prince's Trust's CEO is mates with one of the 5 on the submarine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 20, 2023 Share Posted June 20, 2023 35 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: This whole thing reminds me of the time I spent the best part of a weekend locked in my pokey bathroom. This was after the locking mechanism fell apart when I locked the door whilst my flatmate was away for the weekend. Why did I lock the door in an empty flat one might ask? A good question. Habitual I suppose. Anyway, this was in one of those old Victorian granite-cell tenements with the oak doors / frames so heavy duty that you couldn't kick it out from the inside. Perhaps I could have eventually trashed the frame with repeated kicking (or a Kill Bill Pai Mai punch trick), but as a student I decided that a lost weekend was preferable to the cost of paying for the flat repair / losing the deposit. There was no window, nor communication with the wider world (no phone upon my person). Just me, a bath, a toilet, a sink, and a toilet brush called Wilson. Fun times. I hope you at least had some gentleman's literature to keep you occupied. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted June 20, 2023 Share Posted June 20, 2023 1 minute ago, GordonD said: I hope you at least had some gentleman's literature to keep you occupied. I assumed that was what Wilson was for!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 20, 2023 Share Posted June 20, 2023 6 minutes ago, Soapy FFC said: I assumed that was what Wilson was for!! Come sunday evening... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 20, 2023 Share Posted June 20, 2023 I can report that the guys in Pisshead Corner in Kelly's have come to the conclusion that they're fucked. The submarine mob that is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMoore Posted June 20, 2023 Share Posted June 20, 2023 I wonder how many hours we are away from Elon Musk coming up with some nonsensical idea and calling people peados. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 20, 2023 Share Posted June 20, 2023 2 minutes ago, RuMoore said: I wonder how many hours we are away from Elon Kursk coming up with some nonsensical idea and calling people peados. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted June 20, 2023 Share Posted June 20, 2023 I have never seen the movie Titanic and do not intend on seeing it. This is clearly some kind of stunt to make people watch that movie IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 20, 2023 Share Posted June 20, 2023 13 minutes ago, RuMoore said: I wonder how many hours we are away from Elon Musk coming up with some nonsensical idea and calling people peados. Every other tweet these days tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HibeeJibee Posted June 20, 2023 Share Posted June 20, 2023 BBC reporting a deep sea cablelaying vessel equipped with its own ROV happens to be in the vicinity, and is now in position over the approximate location the mini-sub disappeared. Still seems a long shot they're still intact, on the bottom somewhere, can be found, and rescued... but if they are, this would be a stroke of incredible good luck matching the stroke of incredible bad luck of a liner and an iceberg happening on precisely this spot at the very same moment 111yrs before! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 20, 2023 Share Posted June 20, 2023 I heard this guy has had a look and they're just not in the sea. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 20, 2023 Share Posted June 20, 2023 2 minutes ago, HibeeJibee said: BBC reporting a deep sea cablelaying vessel equipped with its own ROV happens to be in the vicinity, and is now in position over the approximate location the mini-sub disappeared. Still seems a long shot they're still intact, on the bottom somewhere, can be found, and rescued... but if they are, this would be a stroke of incredible good luck matching the stroke of incredible bad luck of a liner and an iceberg happening on precisely this spot at the very same moment 111yrs before! Hope they've got 13,000 feet of cable for the ROV.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btb Posted June 20, 2023 Share Posted June 20, 2023 21 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: I have never seen the movie Titanic and do not intend on seeing it. This is clearly some kind of stunt to make people watch that movie IMO. I recommend the 1943 German version overseen by Joseph Gobbles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 20, 2023 Share Posted June 20, 2023 3 minutes ago, scottsdad said: I heard this guy has had a look and they're just not in the sea. Oh you meant THAT ocean? Well no one told me that. Not my fault 3 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Hope they've got 13,000 feet of cable for the ROV.. I usually just plug one extension lead into another in these types of scenario tbh. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HibeeJibee Posted June 20, 2023 Share Posted June 20, 2023 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Hope they've got 13,000 feet of cable for the ROV.. Suppose the hope would be that it's already equipped for working on the seabed at those depths. Strangely enough it was a Scots-Canadian cable layer that recovered bodies in 1912. Poignant story:CS Mackay-Bennett - Wikipedia 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
placidcasual Posted June 20, 2023 Share Posted June 20, 2023 Steve Clarke to don an Aquaman costume and save the day once Georgia are dispatched this evening. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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