Hedgecutter Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 (edited) I've become intrigued by this Daniel Khalife story (British-trained soldier using skills to evade the British authorities), perhaps because it resembles the script of some good old fashioned 80s / 90s film that got pulled because The Fugitive and First Blood got there first. How do you see this ending? Will the lad escape the country by disguising himself as a Top Secret-like cow amongst exported livestock, or will he get Lee Wallaced by a family member who demanded the full £20k reward to make full use of their annual ISA allowance? Have any P&Bers ever escaped jail by clinging to the bottom of a food delivery van or other means? Or like me, have any P&Bers had to escape a crazed ex via a first floor tenement window and drainpipe? Edited September 9, 2023 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greendot Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 (edited) I feel this thread should have been done in an ictchris Have you ever escaped prison on a delivery van? Style. Ok I've now read your post and you do attempt to. Edited September 9, 2023 by RH33 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 I'm not convinced he's a real person. He's been fabricated to distract from the concrete thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMoore Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 If you escape prison they should let you off with it imgho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 9, 2023 Author Share Posted September 9, 2023 4 minutes ago, RuMoore said: If you escape prison they should let you off with it imgho. Or as a bare minimum get a guard of honour if you get caught and sent back in. Fist pumps from all the prison officers etc. I'm in admiration of the originality of the escape, but it can surely only be viewed as a royal f*** up on the side of HMPS rather than a John Mason-esque piece of long-planned geniusness. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: I've become intrigued by this Daniel Khalife story (British-trained soldier using skills to evade the British authorities), perhaps because it resembles the script of some good old fashioned 80s / 90s film that got pulled because The Fugitive and First Blood got there first. How do you see this ending? Gazza, fishing rod, chicken supper and some cans 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 25 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: I'm not convinced he's a real person. He's been fabricated to distract from the concrete thing. Conspiracy theory thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 Khalife caught. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-66749354 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 I escaped Alcatraz with the Anglin brothers & teleported to the future. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 There was once a guy who got his escape plan tattooed all over his body and got himself sent to prison in an attempt to save his brother from the electric chair. Part of his plan was to make the prison doctor fall in love with him 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 Hedgey jinxed it for him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 3 hours ago, RH33 said: Ok I've now read your post and you do attempt to. My favourite bit of the thread. GIRFUY Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sergeant Wilson Posted September 10, 2023 Share Posted September 10, 2023 The wee twerp was made out to be some futuristic super soldier. He was in the army for about 20 minutes and was tiny enough to fit in a space under a van. I don't think civilisation was under much threat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 10, 2023 Share Posted September 10, 2023 13 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: The wee twerp was made out to be some futuristic super soldier. He was in the army for about 20 minutes and was tiny enough to fit in a space under a van. I don't think civilisation was under much threat. I said as much to someone. It's not like the millitary discuss top level classified documents in the mess area. Guy probably wasn't even SC cleared and had access to the bog roll and not much else. Chuck spy and Iran in to get the public in a tizzy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted September 10, 2023 Share Posted September 10, 2023 Seriously though, even I have signed the OSA & I am about as much use as a roof rack on a moped. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 10, 2023 Share Posted September 10, 2023 Khalife don’t like it He’s been caught now He’s been caught now 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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