mathematics Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 1 hour ago, BFTD said: Discussion about the health benefits of basil seed drinks, IIRC. Seriously, I don't care how nice it tastes, I'm not drinking that. Fool me once… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelly Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 "Something" thread for this pish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneteaminglasgow Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 4 hours ago, cb_diamond said: The megaooft continues... 1 hour ago, cb_diamond said: You had to edit a single word and a file... ...megaooft 1 hour ago, cb_diamond said: I think I will disengage with noted brain drain/troll B. Douche to allow us to get back to slagging each other's teams. Although I also have to mention using known racist Woody Guthrie as an exemplar of virtue seems a bit, well, megaooft. Anyway, back to the fitba. Dreadful. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cb_diamond Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 6 minutes ago, oneteaminglasgow said: Dreadful. The provincial patter clearly hasn't reached the exacting standard of the Charing Cross cognoscenti. My humble apologies for mocking your secondary mascot/pet/mouth breather Mr Douche in such a manner 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 Megaooft is so Nineties. We're on to Teraooft at this point. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 Shit trolls trying to establish catchphrases. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 1 minute ago, coprolite said: Shit trolls trying to establish catchphrases. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 33 minutes ago, coprolite said: Shit trolls trying to establish catchphrases. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 17 hours ago, alta-pete said: Context? Does it need any? Nearly a full day later and it's still making my skin crawl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 11 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Does it need any? Nearly a full day later and it's still making my skin crawl. If liberally applied it can really help your skin moisturise and prevent wrinkles. A few lashings a day and you'll look 10 years younger in no time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 40 minutes ago, scottsdad said: If liberally applied it can really help your skin moisturise and prevent wrinkles. A few lashings a day and you'll look 10 years younger in no time. Quoth your wife after one of her many "spa breaks". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelly Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 Absolutely delicious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 19 hours ago, scottsdad said: If liberally applied it can really help your skin moisturise and prevent wrinkles. A few lashings a day and you'll look 10 years younger in no time. (At risk of this being one for the terrible patter list) I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 “Your boys took one hell of a beating” Awful patter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 1 minute ago, mathematics said: “Your boys took one hell of a beating” Awful patter. Correct. The proper phrase is "Your boys took a hell of a beating" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVIFOREVER Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 On 19/11/2023 at 08:02, Empty It said: Genuinely thought you were talking about Livingston there. Hey c**t we're part of the paraffin Young trail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelly Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 TLDR 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingjoey Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 On 16/11/2023 at 14:04, Wacky said: Fortunately for me I don’t take this place as seriously as some do. Enjoy the rest of your day mate Your second sentence disproves your first sentence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingjoey Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 On 16/11/2023 at 15:01, Todd_is_God said: Chipper Chippy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greendot Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 20 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: (At risk of this being one for the terrible patter list) I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. @Patrick Bateman someone's stealing your patter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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