hk blues Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 17 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Ive just googled mapped another couple of the old bongo bush hunting grounds in Elgin but they've been trimmed back unfortunately. No more bongo mags in the bushes which is a kind of symmetry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 1 hour ago, hk blues said: No more bongo mags in the bushes which is a kind of symmetry. Looking back at the shape of the kerbing where the bushes are, some 40 years later, Im hugely disappointed nobody thought to spray paint a set of testicles at one end. If anyone is heading to Elgin soon, hit Halfords near the high street then head up to Blane Place and do us all a favour. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Did it take you 2 months to decide if you liked it or not? Didn't like it from day 1 but thankfully it wasn't a task I had to do everyday. Plus it was my first job after school so I didn't want to just quit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Looking back at the shape of the kerbing where the bushes are, some 40 years later, Im hugely disappointed nobody thought to spray paint a set of testicles at one end. If anyone is heading to Elgin soon, hit Halfords near the high street then head up to Blane Place and do us all a favour. Up there tomorrow, if I have time I’ll update the pics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 When Rangers get beat, the sport of asking every one of the bigoted fucks you bump into what the score was never grows old. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 17 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: Up there tomorrow, if I have time I’ll update the pics. Excellent. Maybe you could also swing past Mitchell Crescent and lay a rose for the old tortoise #gbnf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 (edited) Had a right go at a Sky Mobile advisor about renewing my contract. Typical case of existing customers can't get what new ones can. Worked in a call centre when I was younger, so I know its shite for them. Feel bad now. Eta: Called back & got a lovely Scottish lassie who helped immensely. Edited January 11 by Venti Update 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 Had a pal who played the trombone who used to hang around the 18th green at Leven Links undercover. You can probably guess the rest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Growing up as an outdoorsy country bumpkin, knives, catapults etc were a source of interest. A friend from a family of firearm enthusiasts had a broken air pistol that was a replica of a Colt .45 semi automatic pistol. We agreed a swap for a lock knife for the pistol. I cleaned it up and sprayed it black so it looked like new. This sort of thing.. Went to meet a pal and brandished my shiny new pistol at him and the poor lad had a bit of a breakdown. Never crossed my mind that he’d think I was about to shoot him. Hope he’s not still traumatised. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 On 11/01/2024 at 22:20, Cosmic Joe said: Had a pal who played the trombone who used to hang around the 18th green at Leven Links undercover. You can probably guess the rest. Seriously? Mire questions than answers here. The first being "how do you hang around a green undercover?" was he disguised as the flag? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 10 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Growing up as an outdoorsy country bumpkin, knives, catapults etc were a source of interest. A friend from a family of firearm enthusiasts had a broken air pistol that was a replica of a Colt .45 semi automatic pistol. We agreed a swap for a lock knife for the pistol. I cleaned it up and sprayed it black so it looked like new. This sort of thing.. Went to meet a pal and brandished my shiny new pistol at him and the poor lad had a bit of a breakdown. Never crossed my mind that he’d think I was about to shoot him. Hope he’s not still traumatised. I'm calling "lie" on this as you didn't manage to shoot yourself in the foot despite it being broken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 On 10/01/2024 at 12:37, Brother Blades said: Up there tomorrow, if I have time I’ll update the pics. Any cock and balls joy up Elgin way? (if you know what I mean) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 (edited) 2 hours ago, coprolite said: Seriously? Mire questions than answers here. The first being "how do you hang around a green undercover?" was he disguised as the flag? There was a deepish bunker nearby Edited January 16 by Cosmic Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Bully Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 1 hour ago, Cosmic Joe said: There was deepish bunker nearby Luckily, the 18th was no where near the clubhouse, so nobody knew or chased him? I call bullshit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 30 minutes ago, Wee Bully said: Luckily, the 18th was no where near the clubhouse, so nobody knew or chased him? I call bullshit. You'd be wrong then sunshine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 8 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkant said: Any cock and balls joy up Elgin way? (if you know what I mean) Unfortunately not, sorry, time was scarce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 9 hours ago, Brother Blades said: Unfortunately not, sorry, time was scarce. Ah well. Maybe next time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Bully Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 (edited) On 16/01/2024 at 15:43, Cosmic Joe said: You'd be wrong then sunshine Of all the things that didn’t happen, this didn’t happen the most. Edited January 17 by Wee Bully 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 Bert Raccoon been on yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halbeath Raith Rover Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 On 16/01/2024 at 15:11, Wee Bully said: Luckily, the 18th was no where near the clubhouse, so nobody knew or chased him? I call bullshit. Are there not two clubhouses behind the 18th ? The one pictured here, plus Leven Thistle off to the right... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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