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1 minute ago, eindhovendee said:

Visited Dundee at the weekend and saw that at Mum's. 

Was genuinely shocked that any party would spend money on a flyer with a photo of their candidate looking like he'd fallen asleep in Wetherspoons.

 

Maybe that's as photogenic as the dude gets?

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1 minute ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

Maybe that's as photogenic as the dude gets?

Maybe, then sit him at a desk/stand him in the City Square, and try and make him look like he's not bored shitless. 

It's propaganda, in this case done as badly as it gets.

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1 hour ago, DeeTillEhDeh said:

Scottish polls have been showing a fair number of undecided voters - you think would be disillusioned Tories or independence voters who are not happy with the SNP.

The fact that Labour look comfortable will make many independence voters think about lending Labour their vote, not to mention putting independence at the centre of the manifesto - clearly to encourage those non-SNP independence supporters.

There are indeed a good number of Undecided.. and you are right, probably disillusioned Tory and SNP voters.

However, on the day that still makes them likely to not bother or just 'go with what they usually do'

24-22 SNP probably feels 'about right'. If that is the result, it renders a Labour win in England and Wales pretty meaningless in Scotland, as the 'narrative' is still with the SNP, and they still hold control of 'most' powers at Holyrood in any case 

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I always vote in elections, but the candidates on offer this time round for East Ren are utterly horrific, and I cannot bring myself to give any of them my vote.

So, my question is, big cock drawn on the ballot, or the word "c**t" written in the boxes?

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1 minute ago, KnightswoodBear said:

I always vote in elections, but the candidates on offer this time round for East Ren are utterly horrific, and I cannot bring myself to give any of them my vote.

So, my question is, big cock drawn on the ballot, or the word "c**t" written in the boxes?

Vote SNP.  Then when you’re on your deathbed you can always look back at it as one moment of goodness in your life.

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1 minute ago, KnightswoodBear said:

I always vote in elections, but the candidates on offer this time round for East Ren are utterly horrific, and I cannot bring myself to give any of them my vote.

So, my question is, big cock drawn on the ballot, or the word "c**t" written in the boxes?

How about writing "W@nk" after each name, then write at the foot of the paper "No good guy available."

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15 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said:

I always vote in elections, but the candidates on offer this time round for East Ren are utterly horrific, and I cannot bring myself to give any of them my vote.

So, my question is, big cock drawn on the ballot, or the word "c**t" written in the boxes?

Same predicament but no SNP available in darkest Cheshire so I have decided to vote for the man I'd like to be in cherge.

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Feels like there's been a few late swings, small in number but could make a bit of a difference. 

Labour lost a little in the last week,, SNP up a little, Tories up marginally and Reform level, falling back a bit. Not huge margins, but potentially the difference between double digit seats and a low triple figure for the Tories. That's my perception anyway. 

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London has 22 Tory MPs from a total of 73 at the moment, the polls reckon this could go as low as 3 or 4 so maybe they are just trying to back the winner but The Standard has come out for Labour. 

 

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1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said:

I always vote in elections, but the candidates on offer this time round for East Ren are utterly horrific, and I cannot bring myself to give any of them my vote.

So, my question is, big cock drawn on the ballot, or the word "c**t" written in the boxes?

I feel your pain but I'd urge you to consider the most pressing issue facing mankind - the climate.

Spoiler

I voted SNP by the way....

 

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19 minutes ago, O'Kelly Isley III said:

I feel your pain but I'd urge you to consider the most pressing issue facing mankind - the climate.

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I voted SNP by the way....

 

I'll walk to the polling station to draw the cock.

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19 minutes ago, O'Kelly Isley III said:

I feel your pain but I'd urge you to consider the most pressing issue facing mankind - the climate.

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I voted SNP by the way....

 

So you weren’t really considering the climate when you voted?

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2 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said:

I always vote in elections, but the candidates on offer this time round for East Ren are utterly horrific, and I cannot bring myself to give any of them my vote.

So, my question is, big cock drawn on the ballot, or the word "c**t" written in the boxes?

I've read that if you write that in just one box and the word is all inside, it could be counted as a vote for the c**t.

So best not.

Vote cock and balls. You know it makes sense.

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We have an actual neckbeard standing in my constituency for the Tories.  

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I think I'm going to hold my nose and vote SNP in some kind of pointless effort to stop Labour taking the seat.   

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11 minutes ago, itzdrk said:

We have an actual neckbeard standing in my constituency for the Tories.  

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I think I'm going to hold my nose and vote SNP in some kind of pointless effort to stop Labour taking the seat.   

What is the thinking with that?

"I'm going to shave my face, but leave my neck hairy". That said, he is a Tory so that's probably what they all look like. 

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1 hour ago, O'Kelly Isley III said:

I feel your pain but I'd urge you to consider the most pressing issue facing mankind - the climate.

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I voted SNP by the way....

 

I thought the most pressing issue was if a trans woman can have a penis? It seems like more is asked and discussed about that topic than climate change.

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