2nd vs The Invincibles

[NUMBER 7]

Well that was a lot easier than I was expecting. Ayr were all fart and no shit, and go away lucky not to have lost 4 or 5. Gary Oliver was my man of the match.

[North Terrace Gazza]

That was a shocking display. When I saw the lineup I couldn’t understand what Brown was thinking and so it proved. Falkirk were competent no more no less. Good movement off the ball and quick to turn defence into attack. But we were just terrible, played ourselves into trouble so many times it became embarrassing. Never really looked a goal threat, midfield second to every ball and defensively a shambles. However, Brown has to take some of the blame for the players he put out and the poor tactics.

[GMBairn]

41 minutes ago, itzdrk said:

He was our only threat, he had 3 chances (iirc) one good one in each half, one from miles out and should have had a fourth chance but decided to dive.  He has dribbled past multiple players on every occasion.  

Good patter (IMO) is laughing at tinpot hard man Nicholas McCalister making 'keep talking' gestures to your player that dived and stayed down before getting rinsed in exactly that spot 120 seconds later. 

Being honest he rumbled through a couple of times, getting the break off the ball from tackles but you certainly didn't play nice slick football through us, nor did Rus dance through players to create a chance for himself.

The shots that followed were also completely powderpuff that a league 2 goalie would have saved.

I'm sure he's a good player, but he didn't look it today. 

[Reggie Perrin]

3 minutes ago, North Terrace Gazza said:

That was a shocking display. When I saw the lineup I couldn’t understand what Brown was thinking and so it proved. Falkirk were competent no more no less. Good movement off the ball and quick to turn defence into attack. But we were just terrible, played ourselves into trouble so many times it became embarrassing. Never really looked a goal threat, midfield second to every ball and defensively a shambles. However, Brown has to take some of the blame for the players he put out and the poor tactics.

We didn’t have to be any better than competent today, saving the good stuff for when we come up against better opponents.

[JinkyBairn]

6 minutes ago, North Terrace Gazza said:

That was a shocking display. When I saw the lineup I couldn’t understand what Brown was thinking and so it proved. Falkirk were competent no more no less. Good movement off the ball and quick to turn defence into attack. But we were just terrible, played ourselves into trouble so many times it became embarrassing. Never really looked a goal threat, midfield second to every ball and defensively a shambles. However, Brown has to take some of the blame for the players he put out and the poor tactics.

[Hughsie]

We are extremely, extremely competent. I see no lies there.

[18BAIRN76]

Confirmation our home crowds can have a negative effect on opposition players should be all the motivation we need to provide that backing every second week.

Edited 18 hours ago by 18BAIRN76

[shizzlemanizzle]

53 minutes ago, Disco Duck said:

Thanks 

Shit. Sorry mate. The “w**k” wasn’t an offer. Just wait till the highlights come out and do some diy. Failing that, do you have google? I do. I can’t speak highly enough for a cry w**k. Need to go, bit busy.

[Thumper]

27 minutes ago, 18BAIRN76 said:

Confirmation our home crowds can have a negative effect on opposition players should be all the motivation we need to provide that backing every second week.

Your home fans sang for exactly three and a half minutes per goal. Was like a f**king library at other points.

Anyway, that was unmitigated garbage. Looked like a pick-up game where the Ayr team had never met each other. Bossed from beginning to end, couldn't string two passes together all game. Bizarrely switched to possession football 70 minutes in when 2-0 down, which looked like Arsene Wenger in the win-nothing puffa jacket era managing Cumnock.

Cut out Watret getting to the line and squaring it to the box and make some basic token of not letting players walk through the middle of your defence (which Ayr did not do) and that team had nothing. It's fortunate that most managers at this level failed all their Standard Grades.

Also, it's literally in f**king Grangemouth. That's not even patter. A hint: places with a road next to them called "X road" are not in X.

Edited 18 hours ago by Thumper

[18BAIRN76]

3 minutes ago, Thumper said:

Your home fans sang for exactly three and a half minutes per goal. Was like a f**king library at other points.

Anyway, that was unmitigated garbage. Looked like a pick-up game where the Ayr team had never met each other. Bossed from beginning to end, couldn't string two passes together all game. Bizarrely switched to possession football 70 minutes in when 2-0 down, which looked like Arsene Wenger in the win-nothing puffa jacket era managing Cumnock.

Cut out Watret getting to the line and squaring it to the box and make some basic token of not letting players walk through the middle of your defence (which Ayr did not do) and that team had nothing. It's fortunate that most managers at this level failed all their Standard Grades.

Also, it's literally in f**king Grangemouth. That's not even patter. A hint: places with a road next to them called "X road" are not in X.

[FalkirkBairn2021]

Livi will be a much harder game as Martindale is a proper manager. Outside McGlynn clearly the best in the league.

Scott Brown is miles off the two of them. Absolutely comedy that the Fairmers goaded Ayr into giving him a new contract. They'll just keep throwing money at him and be bemused when his teams keep getting mullered by actual managers 

[Hughsie]

6 minutes ago, Thumper said:

Your home fans sang for exactly three and a half minutes per goal. Was like a f**king library at other points.

Anyway, that was unmitigated garbage. Looked like a pick-up game where the Ayr team had never met each other. Bossed from beginning to end, couldn't string two passes together all game. Bizarrely switched to possession football 70 minutes in when 2-0 down, which looked like Arsene Wenger in the win-nothing puffa jacket era managing Cumnock.

Cut out Watret getting to the line and squaring it to the box and make some basic token of not letting players walk through the middle of your defence (which Ayr did not do) and that team had nothing. It's fortunate that most managers at this level failed all their Standard Grades.

Also, it's literally in f**king Grangemouth. That's not even patter. A hint: places with a road next to them called "X road" are not in X.

Weeeey! Hahaha.

[Rugster]

6 minutes ago, Thumper said:

Your home fans sang for exactly three and a half minutes per goal. Was like a f**king library at other points.

Anyway, that was unmitigated garbage. Looked like a pick-up game where the Ayr team had never met each other. Bossed from beginning to end, couldn't string two passes together all game. Bizarrely switched to possession football 70 minutes in when 2-0 down, which looked like Arsene Wenger in the win-nothing puffa jacket era managing Cumnock.

Cut out Watret getting to the line and squaring it to the box and make some basic token of not letting players walk through the middle of your defence (which Ayr did not do) and that team had nothing. It's fortunate that most managers at this level failed all their Standard Grades.

Also, it's literally in f**king Grangemouth. That's not even patter. A hint: places with a road next to them called "X road" are not in X.

Cry more 

[JulioBairn]

6 minutes ago, Thumper said:

Your home fans sang for exactly three and a half minutes per goal. Was like a f**king library at other points.

Anyway, that was unmitigated garbage. Looked like a pick-up game where the Ayr team had never met each other. Bossed from beginning to end, couldn't string two passes together all game. Bizarrely switched to possession football 70 minutes in when 2-0 down, which looked like Arsene Wenger in the win-nothing puffa jacket era managing Cumnock.

Cut out Watret getting to the line and squaring it to the box and make some basic token of not letting players walk through the middle of your defence (which Ayr did not do) and that team had nothing. It's fortunate that most managers at this level failed all their Standard Grades.

Also, it's literally in f**king Grangemouth. That's not even patter. A hint: places with a road next to them called "X road" are not in X.

Holy f**k .

What a state to get in. 

[Thumper]

five people quoting a whole reply to add nothing more than "" shows what a detriment Falkirk are to this league, and indeed to the world as a whole.

[DennyYaBass]

Just now, Thumper said:

five people quoting a whole reply to add nothing more than "" shows what a detriment Falkirk are to this league, and indeed to the world as a whole.

Football isn't for you is it mate?

[Hughsie]

1 minute ago, Thumper said:

five people quoting a whole reply to add nothing more than "" shows what a detriment Falkirk are to this league, and indeed to the world as a whole.

Weeeeey! Hahaha.

[Bairnardo]

[JulioBairn]

Thumpers not having a good night

[Rugster]

Just now, JulioBairn said:

Thumpers not having a good night

Worst night since Bambi’s maw got shot.