Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Reported for a careless whisper and being a grass. ^^^ Looking for Fastlove. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 ^^^ Looking for Fastlove. As much as I try, I can't make you love me.* *Await's a "let the son go down on me" reply 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mancha Verde Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Reported for having George Michael CDs. Getting the calendar for Xmas.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 As much as I try, I can't make you love me.* *Await's a "let the son go down on me" reply I won't let you down, I will not give you up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Gay beast thread for this pish. ^^^ Moderator 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 No sleep last night as me, the wife and the wean have a winter bug. Wee man was up watching tv at 5am, he was sick over the couch at 7am, got him down to sleep at the back of 8 and went to sleep myself, but the window cleaner's ladder woke us up at the back of ten, setting the baby off crying because he'd been in a sound sleep. While comforting him the dug was whining at the front door but I was ignoring him as I was settling the baby, so the dug pissed the floor. Got that cleaned up, took the dogs out a walk and my fingers burst through the poo bag! Game's a bogey. Today can go and f**k itself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 No sleep last night as me, the wife and the wean have a winter bug. Wee man was up watching tv at 5am, he was sick over the couch at 7am, got him down to sleep at the back of 8 and went to sleep myself, but the window cleaner's ladder woke us up at the back of ten, setting the baby off crying because he'd been in a sound sleep. While comforting him the dug was whining at the front door but I was ignoring him as I was settling the baby, so the dug pissed the floor. Got that cleaned up, took the dogs out a walk and my fingers burst through the poo bag! Game's a bogey. Today can go and f**k itself. I was feeling sorry for you right up till you stuck your finger in dug shite. Then I started laughing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 I was feeling sorry for you right up till you stuck your finger in dug shite. Then I started laughing. Meight, I laughed too (well, after I'd rushed home and scrubbed my reeking mitt), there was f**k all else for it by that point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Students, absolute pain in the arse the lot of them. Weird, stupid accents, crap taste in music, cant handle their bevvy, dress like tramps, unable to purchase things quickly in shops, glakit expressions, are not despite claiming to be "mental", awful hair, appear to have no leg muscles, try to get things cheaper as they are students and hold up the rest of us, upper inflections, wear wooly hats on roasting days, think Che Guevara was the second coming and many many more It's not their fault, don't you realise how 'random' these things are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srevart Treb Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 It's not their fault, don't you realise how 'random' these things are. They are indeed random Pure like, literally totally random, most.random.thing.everrrrrrrrrr 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 They are indeed random Pure like, literally totally random, most.random.thing.everrrrrrrrrr I fucking hate students too, being a student myself has only heightened this hatred. I was sitting in a lecture a few weeks ago when I overheard a couple of boys talking about football. One said to the other "what about Liecester eh, and Jamie Vardy eh, chat shit get banged." I fucking hate students, and I fucking hate that 'chat shit get banged' patter, so a student saying that just about tipped me over the fucking edge. Also, the amount of students who have to let you know how much they drink and how hungover they are. Because, you know, only students consume alcohol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srevart Treb Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 I fucking hate students too, being a student myself has only heightened this hatred. I was sitting in a lecture a few weeks ago when I overheard a couple of boys talking about football. One said to the other "what about Liecester eh, and Jamie Vardy eh, chat shit get banged." I fucking hate students, and I fucking hate that 'chat shit get banged' patter, so a student saying that just about tipped me over the fucking edge. Also, the amount of students who have to let you know how much they drink and how hungover they are. Because, you know, only students consume alcohol. Haha, aye can't believe I forgot about Student fitba chat, truly horrendous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Colleagues who, when they have a holiday coming up, remind the whole office that they have a holiday coming up, every fucking day for weeks before their fucking holiday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srevart Treb Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Colleagues who, when they have a holiday coming up, remind the whole office that they have a holiday coming up, every fucking day for weeks before their fucking holiday. Agreed, lassie I work with had a holiday countdown App thingy on her phone for this. As if anyone gives a flying puck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Adblock surely. Well I feel like I have a moral obligation to make sure that the YouTubers get their earned cash especially if its a smaller youtuber who uploads regularly.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Colleagues who, when they have a holiday coming up, remind the whole office that they have a holiday coming up, every fucking day for weeks before their fucking holiday. What don't you want to know not only how many days, but also how many work days the Polish girl opposite me has till her fortnight off which includes a week in Poland and a week in Spain............. Every fucking day at least 3 times a day for the last month. Thank f**k it only 3 days left so I can get a fucking holiday from it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 I fucking hate students too, being a student myself has only heightened this hatred. I was sitting in a lecture a few weeks ago when I overheard a couple of boys talking about football. One said to the other "what about Liecester eh, and Jamie Vardy eh, chat shit get banged." I fucking hate students, and I fucking hate that 'chat shit get banged' patter, so a student saying that just about tipped me over the fucking edge. Also, the amount of students who have to let you know how much they drink and how hungover they are. Because, you know, only students consume alcohol. I'm afraid you missed a golden opportunity to walk up to them and say "Chat shit" before knocking them both out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Nooka Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 (edited) Aye, the very fact they are able to wear skinny jeans/trousers means they have very rarely if ever played football. This means they have not built up any leg muscles and allows them to trot about looking like one of Robin Hood's merry men. I've tried on skinny jeans in the past, and far from being a porker as I comfortably make it into 'normal' 32" troosers, and I can never get the hoory things past my thighs. Skinny Jeans are for people with Twix legs!! Edited December 15, 2015 by Tommy Nooka 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srevart Treb Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 (edited) I've tried on skinny jeans in the past, and far from being a porker as I comfortably make it into 'normal' 32" troosers, and I can never get the hoory things past my thighs. Skinny Jeans are for people with Twix legs!! Haha, I tried them on by mistake, thought they were 34 regular, and thought I was pished as I tried to get them on.I aint skinny but am not fat either, have no idea why people would want to wear the things, from a distance they look like tights. Ah the old twix legs, should steer well clear from wearing a kilt as well. Edited December 15, 2015 by Srevart Treb 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 I aint skinny but am not fat either, have no idea how people can wear them. By being skinny. The clue's in the name, mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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