Tommy Nooka Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Just saw this in the back of some lassie's car. What an absolute fucking tragedy. Is that not the albino c**t out of the Twilight movies? She should have her licence revoked for being a fucking idiot!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 I'll take one for the forum team and pump your missus to inspect the cleanliness of her fanny. Don't neglect Dee Man - the doc says he's needing a good meat injection too. Ladies first though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Just saw this in the back of some lassie's car. What an absolute fucking tragedy. The real story here seems to be that you knew who this Edward Cullen character was without having to google it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Don't neglect Dee Man - the doc says he's needing a good meat injection too. Ladies first though. It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Celebrity santa specials. Oh, you were born with a disease of some sort? Oh well, Muriel from Reality Show #434 is here and she's going to give you a toy car and patronise you for 2 minutes. Just f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Where's the best place to buy liquid poppers and KY Jelly? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Where's the best place to buy liquid poppers and KY Jelly? The queue for Santa at any John Lewis store. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it. Say what you like about women, they make great lubricators. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Where's the best place to buy liquid poppers and KY Jelly? Keillor centre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 M&S 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Nooka Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 M&S Surely that's the wrong way round? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Surely that's the wrong way round? I'm sure there was a post about where to buy Brazil Nuts. Maybe I just need my bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 DVDs which have the subtitles turned on as default. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 People who feel the need to stop before speeds bumps, actually bring the car to a full stop before proceeding over at 2mph. It's not even a real speed bump at Tesco Bellshill! Usually is some form of 4x4 vehicle that's only ever mounted the odd kerb... if you work at the gyle that is 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 DVDs which have the subtitles turned on as default.^^^ has changed default setting and now can't work out how to change it back Grrrr technology < shakes fist > 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Having overslept for 3 days and nearly been late for work each time, I have been off the last two days and woken up at 5am. F*cking useless body clock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 ^^^ has changed default setting and now can't work out how to change it back Grrrr technology < shakes fist > It's only a select few DVDs which do it, plus I just got a new DVD player. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Making an order for clothes on Terraces Menswear only to receive an email offering 20% off everything an hour later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Stopped off at Greggs on the way back to the car:- Me - a steak & cheese roll and a cheese & onion pasty please Server - okay so a steak & cheese roll and a medium latte? Me - no latte a cheese and onion pasty Server - that's £2.20 please Me -hands over £2.30 (50p's and 20p's) Server - that's 20p change Me - you have given me too much it's just 10p change Server - that's awfy honest of you son - enjoy your lunch Me - walks the half mile back to the car, open up the bag to find a sausage roll and a chicken bake! FFS!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Making an order for clothes on Terraces Menswear only to receive an email offering 20% off everything an hour later. What'd you order? Been eyeing up a burnt orange Marshall Artist parka on there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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