smpar Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 To everyone suggesting some sort of sexual activity with the extra female: widnae ride her intae battle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 That's just so fucking stingy, it's unreal. When we had a lodger, he always refused to go halvers on any cleaning stuff or toilet rolls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 To everyone suggesting some sort of sexual activity with the extra female: widnae ride her intae battle. Aye but seeing her go down on your gf would take your relationship to a whole new level. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 (edited) To everyone suggesting some sort of sexual activity with the extra female: widnae ride her intae battle. Already had a knock back then? Seriously though, she sounds really petty going on about a few pence - I would maybe think about just you and your girlfriend sharing (if you can afford it) Edited January 7, 2016 by Redhead81 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Orton Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 That's just so fucking stingy, it's unreal. When we had a lodger, he always refused to go halvers on any cleaning stuff or toilet rolls. That's shocking. You meet a guy at the bus stop, go for a pint and a game of pool, offer him a room... Ans that's how he repays you. Bloody paedos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Already had a knock back then? Seriously though, she sounds really petty going on about a few pence - I would maybe think about just you and your girlfriend sharing (if you can afford it) Woh Woh Woh he's clearly not ready for that level of commitment. He still hasn't made her a mix tape yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 I'll say this for the umpteenth time, but I DIDNT meet the beast at the bus stop, it was my mate (at the time) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Already had a knock back then? Seriously though, she sounds really petty going on about a few pence - I would maybe think about just you and your girlfriend sharing (if you can afford it) Aye, that's far from the first instance too. We'll be looking into it, but the place we're in just now is a bit too pricey for the two of us, so it'd probably involve moving. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Everyone going on about how quality it would be to live with your burd and her pal - I'd hang myself after a week living with two women. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Everyone going on about how quality it would be to live with your burd and her pal - I'd hang myself after a week living with two women. My burd's sound as f**k and easy to live with, the other lassie however... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 My burd's sound as f**k and easy to live with, the other lassie however... I'm invoking the photographic rule. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 My burd's sound as f**k and easy to live with, the other lassie however... Gives her number. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 I dont know what is wrong with me. I have been unable to move from bed for two days now. Spent about 2 hours looking at the wall today. My skin is goosebumps and sore and i have no appetite and feel queasy all the time. I just did some dry retching and the queasiness has gone but this is horrible. My head and neck are starting to hurt from being on my pillow so long 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 I dont know what is wrong with me. I have been unable to move from bed for two days now. Spent about 2 hours looking at the wall today. My skin is goosebumps and sore and i have no appetite and feel queasy all the time. I just did some dry retching and the queasiness has gone but this is horrible. My head and neck are starting to hurt from being on my pillow so long You're fucked, m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 People typing 'lol'. "What is player X like?". "He's shite on FM lol". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 I live with two people; my girlfriend and her pal. We got back from the New Year holidays and topped up our wee gas card with £30. The other lassie came back the same evening, and I've just been told she's only going to give me £9.30 instead of a round tenner since we got home a few hours before her. I really don't give a flying shite about 70p, but come on to f**k. Sounds like the message was relayed to you by the girlfriend - what was her reaction to this? Why is your girlfriend mates with this lassie anyway? I dont know what is wrong with me. I have been unable to move from bed for two days now. Spent about 2 hours looking at the wall today. My skin is goosebumps and sore and i have no appetite and feel queasy all the time. I just did some dry retching and the queasiness has gone but this is horrible. My head and neck are starting to hurt from being on my pillow so long Everyone seems to have had it. Be thankful it wasn't during the holidays Do you have a woman to attend to you/make disparaging remarks about 'man-flu'? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 I live with two people; my girlfriend and her pal. We got back from the New Year holidays and topped up our wee gas card with £30. The other lassie came back the same evening, and I've just been told she's only going to give me £9.30 instead of a round tenner since we got home a few hours before her. I really don't give a flying shite about 70p, but come on to f**k. So she didn't leave anything plugged in when she was away? Chances are you need to punt stingy here, got away with it once she'll stiff you again. Shite flatmates aren't worth it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Work in a couple of hours - have hardly slept all week. I really hope nobody's expecting me to do anything complicated today, like tie my own shoelaces 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 That's just so fucking stingy, it's unreal. When we had a lodger, he always refused to go halvers on any cleaning stuff or toilet rolls. Do people still take lodgers in? Anyway, why should he go halfers on toilet roll when three of you are using it? Let's face it Philpy, with you being a big craft beer fan and eating all that cheesy mince crumble, you'd be shitting non stop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 (edited) Last I read, there'd been a huge increase in lodgers in the past decade due to the glorious financial situation folk have been finding themselves in, along with people moving back in with their parents. I'm sure folk capable of more coherent thought can find links if anyone cares. Fairly certain any stranger I had to live with would end up buried in the back yard, and not due to sexual misadventure. People, yech Edit: be careful not to type "increase in todgers", like I just did Edited January 8, 2016 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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