Silvio Tattiescone Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Come to Dumfries. Oor coonsil spends millions on a new swimming pool (which is shitter than the old one) only for it to break and close for months. Useless c***s. How do you "break" a hole with water in it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 How do you "break" a hole with water in it? I think it's the DG1 building he's talking about, leisure complex/sports place with pool. Had to close not long after it opened as issues with the build quality as far as I recall 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Happened with the new Olympia, too. Built it, opened it, fucked it. Too much weight and the building was sinking at one part. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 How do you "break" a hole with water in it? I think it's called child birth dude. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 My brother has lived in Oz for 8 years and has no australian friends. He says they are all backwards weirdos. Your brother is an excellent judge of character. I lived there for a year, and 99% of the australians I met were absolute c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Australians were the worstcunts when we were in bali. They don't seem to have a volume control below loud as f**k! tbf judging all Australians on the ones you met in Bali is like judging all Brits based on meeting a few in Magaluf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Well that's something to look forward to, as it's still twitching good style. I green dotted you earlier - think of it as my swansong before I kick the bucket. Saying that, if there is such a thing as reincarnation I'll probably just come back as me! You realise there's a whole bunch of saddos sitting across from you in the pub, utterly convinced that you're winking at them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 tbf judging all Australians on the ones you met in Bali is like judging all Brits based on meeting a few in Magaluf Yep. Or the Scots you saw at Ibrox. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 My left eye seems to be twitching again (had it a few months ago too) been doing it all day. Had the same problem for 8 years! Eventually moved to both eyes...needed injections and pills to stop. So bad it kept me off my sleep, which of course made the problem worse. Only stopped about 2-3 weeks ago...fingers crossed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Sounds like a shite pal tbh He is, but i'm a fat c**t who has decided to shed some weight. My legs are now sore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Heating is broken in our office but is working fine upstairs from us. A guy has come down to fix it and rather than just letting the guy get on with it half the people here are offering their thoughts on what the problem is. He's getting clearly pissed off that he keeps being asked if upstairs having heaters at their desks would cause our heating to pack in. Just get on with your work and let the guy do his! (ironic as I sit on here I admit ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Aye it'll be stress as Widge suggested. My eye was doing the same thing when I was being bombarded with information during my training before christmas. Come to Dumfries. Oor coonsil spends millions on a new swimming pool (which is shitter than the old one) only for it to break and close for months. Useless c***s. Not far off "years" now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Why, when discussing such events, have a number of football fans/twitter users/messageboard posters started calling press conferences "pressers" f**k off. Thank You. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Work in Aberdeen, but for US company and my IT support is in Texas, and my PC thinks it is in US, any google searches always give american results, even to the extent I get ebay in dollars. An example is if I put in SFA the first two pages are all webpages and articles about the Stephen F Austin State University in Nacogdoches, Texas.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 People who call days off work "annual leave". No, you c***s, it's a HOLIDAY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Not far off "years" now Sadly so! But at least it's in the DG1 area 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 People who call days off work "annual leave". No, you c***s, it's a HOLIDAY. Seriously? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 People who call days off work "annual leave". No, you c***s, it's a HOLIDAY. Fucking hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Sorry. It's something that's bugged me for years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Sadly so! But at least it's in the DG1 area HA!! I'd not even noticed that ( thought of it ) before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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