Mark Connolly Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Don't try to make me talk ill of a west end punter I used to like you as well - I even voted you as my favourite Motherwell poster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 If only I had a football team 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 "Asdar fm". No, it's ASDA you silly English bint, there's no "r" in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 "Asdar fm". No, it's ASDA you silly English bint, there's no "r" in it. ANNUAL LEAVE LOUD NOISES 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 (edited) How any county / area with the slightest bit of greenery is 'beautiful' or has 'outstanding natural beauty'. Eta: Also, when previous house owners decide that clip together attic floor boards just aren't reliable enough and decide to nail everything to death just to be sure, not thinking that someone may want to remove them one day to re-insulate the place. Bloody knackered. Edited January 17, 2016 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 How any county / area with the slightest bit of greenery is 'beautiful' or has 'outstanding natural beauty'. Eta: Also, when previous house owners decide that clip together attic floor boards just aren't reliable enough and decide to nail everything to death just to be sure, not thinking that someone may want to remove them one day to re-insulate the place. Bloody knackered. The attic?? Use the patio, it was good enough for Fred west. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 The attic?? Use the patio, it was good enough for Fred west. An old school 'mate' of mine recently killed his mum and hid the body under a patio. I don't really fancy a minimum 18 year life sentence too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 An old school 'mate' of mine recently killed his mum and hid the body under a patio. I don't really fancy a minimum 18 year life sentence too. Changing 'accomplice' to 'mate' is a good start. Puts a bit of distance in. Now, how careful were you with regard to DNA? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 ANNUAL LEAVELOUD NOISES I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Back to work tomorrow. Been off on annual leave (tehehe) for the last week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 People who write in library books. In pen ffs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 "Asdar fm". No, it's ASDA you silly English bint, there's no "r" in it. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 I think a lot of you should add the Philpy to your PTTGOYN. He's got a lot of you wound up like an army of toy soldiers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 According to a lot of weather forecasts on radio and TV we are about to be visited by a Nordic God. What other explanation can there be for them saying that there is a Thor coming and milder weather is on the way. Can it be that they actually mean that a thaw is coming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingette Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Left my headphones on my desk at work. Now having to tolerate the mouth breathers, sniffers and inane mobile phone calls of the other passengers on my train. Grrr 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praw Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 People who block the pavement with their wheely bins, forcing me to step into the gutter to get past. Scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 When you've spent a week preparing samples and some stupid **** spills it all over the place, rendering it useless. Less petty, more seething tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 When you've spent a week preparing samples and some stupid **** spills it all over the place, rendering it useless. Less petty, more seething tbh.Back to the w**k booth for you this week then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1453187141.190048.jpgbut they forget that the masterbater will have stronger arms to pull himself up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 People who write in library books. In pen ffs Asides from "turn to page **" followed by a comedy willy, what do folk actually write? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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