Deeboy Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 It's religion that gives religion a bad name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Surely the masturbator has time for a quick chug, there.^^^^ speaking from experience 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 It's religion that gives religion a bad name. It's the religious that give religion a bad name 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 (edited) why do you always get a tyre puncture on the way to work? Never when you are just going somewhere at your leisure at the weekend - Sod's law! Edited January 19, 2016 by Redhead81 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 I can think of 5 occasions my car has let me down on the day I was about to embark on a 4-5 hour journey for a weekend or trio away including 2 weddings and Christmas time just gone. Never happened to me once in a work day It has always happened on a work day to me... It's as if cars know when to cause maximum inconvenience! Did you get your funny marks in your back seat sorted btw? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 My car has never really let me down as such though it does have a slow puncture. Once I needed to put air in before I had shopping and other boring crap to do and another (far more soul destroying time) when I was just finishing after a night shift. That one was a b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 why do you always get a tyre puncture on the way to work? Never when you are just going somewhere at your leisure at the weekend - Sod's law! Best time to get one...how much worse on the way home from work! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 The only seat on the bus being the one above the wheel so I need to sit with my chin on my knees. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Best time to get one...how much worse on the way home from work! I'll be late for work today but I take your point in as much as at least I can get it sorted ASAP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 I'll be late for work today but I take your point in as much as at least I can get it sorted ASAP I was just being a smartass - nightmare anything going wrong on the way to work when you've a busy day ahead. Stressed up before you pull into the car park. The day can only get better... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 I was just being a smartass - nightmare anything going wrong on the way to work when you've a busy day ahead. Stressed up before you pull into the car park. The day can only get better... Hopefully! At least it's sorted now (well, getting sorted as we speak) A little flustered (I was meant to start work 10 mins ago, a 45 min drive away) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 The only seat on the bus being the one above the wheel so I need to sit with my chin on my knees. Agreed. The only other seat worse is the window seat back row right above the engine/next to the exhaust pipe. Gets really toasty which is not good in my hemisphere but probably quite good in yours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Asides from "turn to page **" followed by a comedy willy. [\quote]Genius! I'm nicking that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Agreed. The only other seat worse is the window seat back row right above the engine/next to the exhaust pipe. Gets really toasty which is not good in my hemisphere but probably quite good in yours. Where I am mate, the buses don't have windows...and I don't mean Dundee either! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Where I am mate, the buses don't have windows...and I don't mean Dundee either! Are you sure you aren't stuck in a shipping container? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Where I am mate, the buses don't have windows...and I don't mean Dundee either! ^^^ transit van 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 ^^^ transit van 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 People that call Asda "Asdas" Peasants 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Tesco as Tescos, as well. Boils my piss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 See also people who say they're going to the 'shops' when the know fine well they're only going to one shop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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