Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 People who leave gigs before they're finished People who leave gigs as soon as the band play their biggest hit Coldplay have f**k all to worry about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 When your smart tv stops being smart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 People who go to Coldplay gigs. Beastisms thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Beastisms thread for this pish.Moderator : Adam Johnson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Ambulance drivers who leave the siren on for bowel cancer patients. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Has anyone mentioned people that don't walk in straight lines along the pavement? Pure getting in everycunts road. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 When you go into a shop 10 or 15 minutes before their advertised closing time and the assistants have already cashed up and are standing with their coats on ready to leave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 When you go into a shop 10 or 15 minutes before their advertised closing time and the assistants have already cashed up and are standing with their coats on ready to leave.This assistant. Is he a P&B regular? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 This assistant. Is he a P&B regular? It happens in different shops so I don't think all the assistants can be P & B'ers. Some look as if they may actually have a life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 When you go into a shop 10 or 15 minutes before their advertised closing time and the assistants have already cashed up and are standing with their coats on ready to leave. Oh, philpy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Pete is right, the construction industry is shite, and that's coming from a suppliers point of view. Customers who think the have the God given right to phone orders in at 4pm and want them first thing the next morning, even though Other customers have been promised their deliveries first. The sad thing is, the bosses always end up pandering to their needs, leaving me and the other lad rushing about to change everything. Then there's the ones that call in at 4.30, wanting to add on their orders, which by this time are already made up on and are loaded on the trucks. Try as I might to get out, there's a distinct lack of decent jobs on the go just now. What merchant do you work at, Philpy? I'm needing to call in an order this afternoon, about 4ish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 I'd leave till about 4.45 if I were you. I finish at four on a Friday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 The way Americans pronounce 'Monty Python'. They manage to pronounce both words annoyingly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Did you say that in the meer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Did you say that in the meer? Whilst eating a sammitch in Edinbooroh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 What merchant do you work at, Philpy? I'm needing to call in an order this afternoon, about 4ish. The one next to the hire shop, just off the main road. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 The one next to the hire shop, just off the main road. Know it well. Nice chippy just along the road near the pub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 If, like me, you enjoy a podcast (surely the #1 beast pastime) you'll have heard the ads for 'square space'. On evey ad, no matter who is voicing it, they can't pronounce domain (as in domain name). They say.... Freedo Main name. There's clearly something sinister at work, like some marketing guru has worked out if you slightly mispronounce something it will stick in your brain. I fee used, dirty and violated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Got a funny feeling I might be meeting Philpy in my new job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Got a funny feeling I might be meeting Philpy in my new job. Carer or Nonce Hunter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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