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There isn't normally a queue at a bus stop is there? It all often depends where the bus stops as well as it doesn't always stop at front or back of the shelter.

 

You're thinking about taxi ranks, Throbs. Buses are the big things that you share with other people and compare body odours.

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Not Terry Nutkins? : sad face :

died in 2012

 

I was speaking to Terry Nutkins in my old work about 3 weeks before he died.  He was a thoroughly pleasant fellow.

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£4.25 for a bottle of Peroni in the bar at Dundee train station. Scandalous behaviour.

Before any beer snobs start, it was either Peroni or a can of Strongbow, so don't fucking bother.

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Ran out of Mango cider had they?

 

What is it with you Pars fans?

The boy before me got the last naturally-sugared passion fruit and organic orange country fruit cider. I was fucking furious. 

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First World problems thread for this pish

People from all walks of life suffer that kind of heartache, don't alienate the third world from such a trivial disturbance.

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Well, making a tit out of myself on here last night was certainly not the worst thing to happen to me today.

 

First client I visited today is literally killing himself in front of me.  He's drowning in vodka and he's no longer eating or drinking, in fact, he's no longer drinking vodka either as his body is shutting down.  He looks as if he is a refugee from Belson and has lost control of his bodily functions.

 

Second client I had to calm down, as she hates the place where she is now living in, wants to escape and the staff don't know to deal with her.

 

Third client I had to take to the Western General with zero information, I ended up having to wheelchair him through the entire hospital, coupled with the first resident, I'm back on dihydrocodeine.

 

I ended up finishing at 7 instead of 5, I had no lunch and it will be the same tomorrow.

 

To top it off, I look after my folks house as they are travelling the world, the rental agency got in touch to say there's a major leak from the bathroom into the kitchen and it will be an insurance job, except the insurance may not talk to me as I'm not the home owner.

 

I've had better days.....

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Well, making a tit out of myself on here last night was certainly not the worst thing to happen to me today.

 

First client I visited today is literally killing himself in front of me.  He's drowning in vodka and he's no longer eating or drinking, in fact, he's no longer drinking vodka either as his body is shutting down.  He looks as if he is a refugee from Belson and has lost control of his bodily functions.

 

Second client I had to calm down, as she hates the place where she is now living in, wants to escape and the staff don't know to deal with her.

 

Third client I had to take to the Western General with zero information, I ended up having to wheelchair him through the entire hospital, coupled with the first resident, I'm back on dihydrocodeine.

 

I ended up finishing at 7 instead of 5, I had no lunch and it will be the same tomorrow.

 

To top it off, I look after my folks house as they are travelling the world, the rental agency got in touch to say there's a major leak from the bathroom into the kitchen and it will be an insurance job, except the insurance may not talk to me as I'm not the home owner.

 

I've had better days.....

 

Why are you on dihydrocodeine, is it any good, my Dad's on it but doesn't use it all? Anyway, good for you to have a busy day to take your mind off seven year olds.

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Why are you on dihydrocodeine, is it any good, my Dad's on it but doesn't use it all? Anyway, good for you to have a busy day to take your mind off seven year olds.

 

 

Great but when combined with Tramadol, it can get itchy and you go 'foggy'.

 

I can't be mad at folk on here, I would probably be the same.....

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How many dihydrocodeine 30 mg tablets should you take to guarantee a good buzz without doing a "Prince"?

Paramol can be bought over the counter and are the perfect accompaniement to a nice rioja before going to watch a pink floyd tribute band.

 

Next day laxatives may be advisable.

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Well, making a tit out of myself on here last night was certainly not the worst thing to happen to me today.

First client I visited today is literally killing himself in front of me. He's drowning in vodka and he's no longer eating or drinking, in fact, he's no longer drinking vodka either as his body is shutting down. He looks as if he is a refugee from Belson and has lost control of his bodily functions.

Second client I had to calm down, as she hates the place where she is now living in, wants to escape and the staff don't know to deal with her.

Third client I had to take to the Western General with zero information, I ended up having to wheelchair him through the entire hospital, coupled with the first resident, I'm back on dihydrocodeine.

I ended up finishing at 7 instead of 5, I had no lunch and it will be the same tomorrow.

To top it off, I look after my folks house as they are travelling the world, the rental agency got in touch to say there's a major leak from the bathroom into the kitchen and it will be an insurance job, except the insurance may not talk to me as I'm not the home owner.

I've had better days.....

^^^Still a beast.
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