philpy Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 And while i'm here - women's haircuts. £70 for a cut and colour, all because we are going to a wedding reception. Me?? £9 at the turkish barbers in portobello. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Door salesman? Nope. Timber merchants. Only till 4.55 mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Damn Turks. Coming over here, cutting our hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 I will probably have to watch the CL final on my lap top because of the guests we have staying tonight. I'll have to watch it on my phone because I'm at a wedding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Its always a delight though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 In my line of work, you discover that over time, DIY folk have the common misconception that everyones house is the same size.Never mind, you'll be away soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Challenge them. Use your elbows for added defence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Whilst flying my drone in North Ayrshire I've just clocked someone having a w**k to Murder She Wrote. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Apprentice boys parading at one end of the town and The Wolfe Tones out at the other end. Battle of the bands Lanarkshire style. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 In my line of work, you discover that over time, DIY folk have the common misconception that everyones house is the same size. That's why we have binmen, berry pickers, paper boys and wood salesmen - to look after life's minutiae, don't ever let anyone tell you you arent doing important work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 I had a vegetarian breakfast a few weeks back, and it included eggs. WTF is that all about? Vegetarians don't eat meat but things like eggs, milk etc are fair game. It's vegans such as my mate vegan Steve that stay away from all animal products 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Steve doesn't exist m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Vegetarians don't eat meat but things like eggs, milk etc are fair game. It's vegans such as my mate vegan Steve that stay away from all animal products Milk I can see, but eggs is bizarre. You won't eat the parent, but the kids are fair game? I mean, say what you want about the tenets of Veganism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilky1878 Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Whilst flying my drone in North Ayrshire I've just clocked someone having a w**k to Murder She Wrote. Funny that, I was flying my drone in North Ayrshire and clocked someone having a w**k do the video on their drone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Just got woken up by someone flying their drone above my house. There's a reason that package holiday to Syria was so cheap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 There's a reason that package holiday to Syria was so cheap. To be fair, North Ayrshire does have the same treatment of females and human rights as Syria, so it's an easy mistake to make. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Milk I can see, but eggs is bizarre. You won't eat the parent, but the kids are fair game? Pretty much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Milk I can see, but eggs is bizarre. You won't eat the parent, but the kids are fair game? Only fertilised eggs will go on to become chickens 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Only fertilised eggs will go on to become chickens Quite. I think BFTD is feeling guilty about what he's been up to in the chicken coop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Quite. I think BFTD is feeling guilty about what he's been up to in the chicken coop. He could eat the evidence Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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