Deeboy Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 You've also cut down on the drink. It's like these things intertwine through fate. Start drinking heavily again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 No you're not. The volume of Walter Mitty posters on this forum at the moment is pretty tragic.Mr Bairn literally carries a warning about how full of shit he is below all his posts, I don't know why people continue to be surprised by him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 "Vegan Steve" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Now there's a blast from the past. Tak that Grimbo! Aaargh you basser, it took me 10 years to get over that. Now you've raked it all back up & it wasn't even the same fellae they were on about, was it? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 I managed to go last night without getting properly steaming and said no to spirits. Definitely turning over a new leaf! Baby steps 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 End of the bed, rocking back and forth in floods of tears by Wednesday is my estimated Throbber scenario. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 it wasn't even the same fellae they were on about, was it? Grimbo Wasn't it? I don't know, Grimmy. Is there another David Pleat? Help us out here, eh? Anyway, I'm sure you enjoyed seeing a packed Kippax again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Wjere the f**k are Glasgow taxis? Fucking queue half a mile long. No wonder no c**t wants to do anything in our shite country Hosing down their back seats? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Aye, you have to feel for the McCanns. I know. Miss reservation and deal with child as i know the mother in law would struggle if he remained awake or to the winery... was only 40 mins late 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Wasn't it? I don't know, Grimmy. Is there another David Pleat? Help us out here, eh? Anyway, I'm sure you enjoyed seeing a packed Kippax again. I'm on the verge of tears. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 I'm on the verge of tears. Grimbo I Ken what will sort that oot. A, last minute, Roger Palmer equaliser. Ooooh Roger Palmer, oooooh Roger Palmer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 I Ken what will sort that oot. A, last minute, Roger Palmer equaliser. Ooooh Roger Palmer, oooooh Roger Palmer. Yes much better but I'm seething at the Lino for allowing their 2nd goal. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Yes much better but I'm seething at the Lino for allowing their 2nd goal. Grimbo I agree, howling decision. Pals again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 I agree, howling decision. Pals again? Forever friends. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 (edited) Fuckwits who don't know how to use a roundabout. The big one in Dumfries is a 3 laner. When I was being taught to drive I was told you head for your lane and then turn left. On this particular roundabout no one seems to do this, instead they cut right over into your lane. Just had some bint in a range rover almost crash into the side of me. I was in the middle lane she was on the outside. I got out first and went into my lane but just before this she has cut to the left (doing it wrong) and almost went into me. I had to swerve to the left to prevent a collision. And the stupid cow has a cheek to beep at me?! It doesn't feel right giving a cow the w****r sign Edited May 29, 2016 by 19QOS19 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Fuckwits who don't know how to use a roundabout. The big one in Dumfries is a 3 laner. When I was being taught to drive I was told you head for your lane and then turn left. On this particular roundabout no one seems to do this, instead they cut right over into your lane. Just had some bint in a range rover almost crash into the side of me. I was in the middle lane she was on the outside. I got out first and went into my lane but just before this she has cut to the left (doing it wrong) and almost went into me. I had to swerve to the left to prevent a collision. And the stupid cow has a cheek to beep at me?! It doesn't feel right giving a cow the w****r sign am pretty sure that about 80% of drivers can not use roundabouts, it is the one thing about other drivers that really annoys me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 am pretty sure that about 80% of drivers can not use roundabouts, it is the one thing about other drivers that really annoys me They certainly can't in Dumfries, that's for sure. The one that generally baffles me is folk who don't know what lane to be in on a two lane roundabout if they are going straight across. The answer is the left lane. The amount of folk who struggle with this depending on what way they are going is shocking. By that I mean folk will be in the left lane if they are going from point 'West'(or 9pm) to 'East'(3pm) yet when they want to get from point 'North'(12pm) to 'South'(6pm) they get confused and go into the right lane to go across. Mental. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 (edited) Lot of drivimg craic in this thread. One thing that does my tits in is road rage. Its for total fannies. As I keep explaining to my Mrs... What do you hope to acheive with your gesturing and horn blasting? Best case, everyone continues on regardless of your rage. Worst case, you get some mad b*****d or just someone on the wrong day and they get out and stab you. One of those is what would have happened if you had just stayed quiet and went about your business, the other is... well its a roadside stabbing. So road ragers... wind yer fuckin necks in cos iv got a knife ^^^ Shit driver type post FWIW I'm not a big one for road rage and was willing to swerve to avoid a collision and be done with it. But when the stupid bint beeped as if *I* was in the wrong, really set me off. Edited May 29, 2016 by 19QOS19 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Is Bairnardo an alias? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Is Bairnardo an alias?^^^Quick question thread for this pish. But should he start signing his posts off I's be happy to give it a good guess? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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