Granny Danger Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 If your suggesting I post under 2 names then no, I dont. This is my one and only account Have you previously posted on Pie and Bovril under another user name? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Negative... who do you have in mind so that I can search their work and see who you are likening me to Jings!!!! Sorry I don't do poster analysis so I couldn't compare you to anyone. In fact I forget the contents of most posts within 10 minutes of reading them so I'm unlikely to recognise style. I also forget what I have posted within 10 minutes of posting it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Poor senile auld b*****d 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 When you pals you've had for years who visit your town and only come and see because you phone them and shame them into it. I am a billy no mates. The silver lining is they're p***ks anyway, so whatever. #winning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Went to a house for a BBQ/party yesterday with the other half and there was about 12 folk there with slightly more women than men. Two of the guys, who I didn't know, were very drunk and partaking in lots of homo erotic wrestling and penis punching which I later discovered was a struggle for some kind of perceived dominance. This got beyond the ritual head butting stage to both of them being horrifically offended at everything the other one said and one of them then phoning his brother to come to the house to help him sort the other one out. Violence was avoided when someone persuaded the fella with the big brother that going to the pub would be a better idea and they left. I watched all this going on and tried to figure out what happened to sitting about with other adults and getting pissed without fighting with anyone? It's something I've never encountered within my circle of friends and acquaintances who will drink, talk shite then stand up at some point and say "gaan hame, fucked". So in short my petty hate is folk that need a fight with a drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Went to a house for a BBQ/party yesterday with the other half and there was about 12 folk there with slightly more women than men. Two of the guys, who I didn't know, were very drunk and partaking in lots of homo erotic wrestling and penis punching which I later discovered was a struggle for some kind of perceived dominance. This got beyond the ritual head butting stage to both of them being horrifically offended at everything the other one said and one of them then phoning his brother to come to the house to help him sort the other one out. Violence was avoided when someone persuaded the fella with the big brother that going to the pub would be a better idea and they left. I watched all this going on and tried to figure out what happened to sitting about with other adults and getting pissed without fighting with anyone? It's something I've never encountered within my circle of friends and acquaintances who will drink, talk shite then stand up at some point and say "gaan hame, fucked". So in short my petty hate is folk that need a fight with a drink. Want some? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Want some? Depends, have you been drinking? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Penis punching? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 When you pals you've had for years who visit your town and only come and see because you phone them and shame them into it. I am a billy no mates. The silver lining is they're p***ks anyway, so whatever. #winning The only think worse than p***ks like that are p***ks that fill your kids with Haribo, tell them they're allowed to run about daft, get them hyper as f**k and teach them to say things like "Jimmy Savile's Under 5s' disco". Some folk are just cocks! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Penis punching? Yes, literally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 The only think worse than p***ks like that are p***ks that fill your kids with Haribo, tell them they're allowed to run about daft, get them hyper as f**k and teach them to say things like "Jimmy Savile's Under 5s' disco". Some folk are just cocks! Would you happen to be married to any of these people, by any chance? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Would you happen to be married to any of these people, by any chance? Under 5s? No, of course not. Is that not you and Mr Rational? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Under 5s? No, of course not. Is that not you and Mr Rational? We're still looking for a van to hold everyone in the BEAST club. Might need to be an articulated lorry at this rate, which would take us into a whole other BEASTly demographic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 We're still looking for a van to hold everyone in the BEAST club. Might need to be an articulated lorry at this rate, which would take us into a whole other BEASTly demographic. You could have a wee side line in killing prostitutes and hitch hikers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 You could have a wee side line in killing prostitutes and hitch hikers. Just need to work out Step 2 before we can get to the PROFIT! section. Can't foresee any issues with that TBH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Scotrail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Pretty shite week all in for you, huh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Arranged a scaffold for a site in Bearsden. The site that required scaffold was a separate site in Milngavie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Wrang site. Got another load sent up to the right site now with the correct kit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Arranged a scaffold for a site in Bearsden. The site that required scaffold was a separate site in Milngavie. deadpool-you-have-failed-me-brain.jpg Too much time spend on P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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