MEADOWXI Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 On train and annoying old hag opposite has,Zero concept of shared table space with he Fucking Daily Telegraph everywhereZero concept of foot space by kicking me and lassie sitting beside her and constantly movingAnd the killer is she is eating rice cakes which are noisy and the smell can only be described as that sickly sweet smell of pish after about 6 bowls of Sugar Puffs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 Oncoming drivers that think it's acceptable to invade your side of the road and drive within centimetres of you just because their side is impeded by parked cars or whatever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 Tripped on the stairs and put my hand through the wall.Fucking House is made of polystyrene. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 Being off the booze. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 Drivers that don't indicate. Don't ever come to Dumfries. It'll give you an aneurism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 Been to Dumfries once. Average. I hear there's a dinosaur park there. Would you recommend it? The entirety of Dumfriesshire is still in pre-historic society.Would not visit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 Been to Dumfries once. Average. I hear there's a dinosaur park there. Would you recommend it? Never been but heard it's utter shite. The entirety of Dumfriesshire is still in pre-historic society.Would not visit. For retail it's the absolute pits and Tesco town is an apt name for the place. For a night out it's actually a good place. You'll be hard pushed to find as many pubs in such a small area 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 For retail it's the absolute pits and Tesco town is an apt name for the place. For a night out it's actually a good place. You'll be hard pushed to find as many pubs in such a small area My sister used to stay near Longtown, is that in Dumfriesshire? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 My sister used to stay near Longtown, is that in Dumfriesshire? You better be on the wind up or you'll have a lot of upset Doonhamers on here shortly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Sky sports showing all the goals from friendlies down south but not even a fucking mention of the Scottish League Cup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Sky sports showing all the goals from friendlies down south but not even a fucking mention of the Scottish League Cup. As much as I dislike Celtic.This morning they showed the Leicester goal about 12 times, interviewed a Leicester player, talked about Leicester winning the game on penalties......Then showed the Celtic equaliser that took it to penalties. And showed it once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 It's almost like Sky are a privately owned company who pay billions to cover English teams. If you don't like, don't subscribe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 On 06/07/2016 at 05:14, Deeboy said: The update making me have to upgrade to Platinum to avoid adverts as I mostly posted on mobile and got away with it before. It's been worth it to see Enrico had another meltdown though in the platinum section. The absolute whopper. You don't get adverts on the app, fwiw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Phil Taylor. Absolute bellend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Just now, philpy said: Phil Taylor. Absolute bellend. Is he up to beastly behaviour again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Heads gone after being defeated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 As much as I dislike Celtic.This morning they showed the Leicester goal about 12 times, interviewed a Leicester player, talked about Leicester winning the game on penalties......Then showed the Celtic equaliser that took it to penalties. And showed it once. The coverage the rest of us get up here when we play celtic you mean? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Zen Archer said: Is he up to beastly behaviour again? Have called him a rapist to his face. He no like that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Women who refuse to stay bloody still after asking you to clasp their bra for them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 As if a badge makes you more qualified. Bloody wimmin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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