supermik Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 When you have loads of people working around your house and stuff goes missing and no fucker saw a thing (apparently) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 When you have loads of people working around your house and stuff goes missing and no fucker saw a thing (apparently) My neighbours had re-wiring done a couple of years ago, and a removals company stored their things for a few days. When they moved back in, their grandson's Nintendo wii was nowhere to be found. So, the removal guys were blamed. For months, the removal guys were subject to endless calls from the police on the matter.A few weeks later, my neighbour found it hidden in the shed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 4 hours ago, MEADOWXI said: I'll 'Ping' you an email................. Couldn't you just send it, it isn't like send is such a long word you need to use 'ping' to speed the process up. I received a forwarded e-mail a few days ago, which had invited the person in between to "cascade" the information onto others. I was genuinely furious at the state of human existence for about ten minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 James Corden Fat mess of a human 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 33 minutes ago, philpy said: My neighbours had re-wiring done a couple of years ago, and a removals company stored their things for a few days. When they moved back in, their grandson's Nintendo wii was nowhere to be found. So, the removal guys were blamed. For months, the removal guys were subject to endless calls from the police on the matter. A few weeks later, my neighbour found it hidden in the shed. Had he left it in the shed or was it mysteriously returned? mine was bags of scrap copper that was being stored in an area that only the workers could access. Their boss says he is going to question them all tomorrow. (through an interpreter). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 1 minute ago, supermik said: Had he left it in the shed or was it mysteriously returned? mine was bags of scrap copper that was being stored in an area that only the workers could access. Their boss says he is going to question them all tomorrow. (through an interpreter). Donde estan los scrap cuntos? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Oh, I have already done that with them. Full of the no speaka da lingo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 3 minutes ago, supermik said: Had he left it in the shed or was it mysteriously returned? mine was bags of scrap copper that was being stored in an area that only the workers could access. Their boss says he is going to question them all tomorrow. (through an interpreter). What were you doing with hidden bags of scrap copper? (Discussion to be continued in the Prison thread). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 36 minutes ago, vikingTON said: I received a forwarded e-mail a few days ago, which had invited the person in between to "cascade" the information onto others. I was genuinely furious at the state of human existence for about ten minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Just now, Granny Danger said: What were you doing with hidden bags of scrap copper? (Discussion to be continued in the Prison thread). It was for my holiday beer money. (also a wee bit spare in case Grimbo needed another couple of quid) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Cleaners/the wife who see you going to a toilet and roll their eyes/complain because they recently cleaned....f**k right off. Cleaners that see you go in then open the door minutes later.EMBDY IN!f**k right off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Decided to save money this month. Went on eBay to see if a set of lowering springs I've got my eye on had been put on offer yet, one hour later and I've spent £100 on a metal pipe and an air filter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 I've got a cold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 On 8/2/2016 at 14:06, EdgarusQPFC said: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamassa1/how-much-of-a-feminist-are-you?utm_term=.hlOB04wenv#.xjD9ZLWjXw "How much of a Feminist are you" Someone linked this on twitter and its the usual feminist garbage but theres one question that when i read it really pissed me off "9 - Women should be allowed to apply for a job if they fulfill 60% of the job requirements." Just naw! no one should be able to apply for a job if they don't fulfill all the requirements, i don't care what gender, race, religion whatever you are, if you don't quality you shouldn't apply Anyone can apply for any job they wish. Of course if you only fulfill 60% of the requirements, you'd be rightly told to bolt. Anyway, I had a ham and cheese baguette from Greggs for lunch and a colleague called it 'a posh roll'. The same colleague also always asks if she needs to take a umbrella or sunglasses out when she goes outside for a cigarette. Earlier today she asked if she need a cardigan, to which I replied "No; it's summer". She said "But it's Scotland!". HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAH! FUCKING TEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! RAIN! LOL! WEATHER JOKES! CHORTLE! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 So aye, weather 'jokes'. That's one of my PTTGOYNs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 For the first time in my life I did a full shop at Waitrose. I was enjoying sauntering around, grinning smugly at my middle class status until I saw Scott Booth, rummaging through packs of meat, looking for one with a later expiry date. It really ruined my day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 TV channels that flash up their channel ID partway through the ad breaks, so that you stop fast-forwarding only to find that the programme hasn't restarted yet, it's just more adverts or a trailer for something that isn't on until the following week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 5 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said: People who wear baseball caps. c***s Even worse is the c***s who wear them back to front. G-Bo -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 When a charger cable breaks and you have to wrap it around your phone/iPad and not touch it for a month while it charges. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 5 hours ago, throbber said: "What's that yellow thing in the sky?" Homer Simp-sun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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