Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 Piles. Fuckin literally a pain in the arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 Saturday fucking nightshift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 Peeling potatoes. Shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 ^^ on jankers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Glenn Hoddle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Burst fitba coupons with shite like Slovenia and Gillingham. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Abbreviating/slang in texts. With no character limit and phones that actively correct your misspellings there's no need for it. I really wonder what people do with all the time they save doing it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 41 minutes ago, wasted said: Abbreviating/slang in texts. With no character limit and phones that actively correct your misspellings there's no need for it. I really wonder what people do with all the time they save doing it. agrd m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 3 hours ago, wasted said: Abbreviating/slang in texts. With no character limit and phones that actively correct your misspellings there's no need for it. I really wonder what people do with all the time they save doing it. 2 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: agrd m8. My sister was an English teacher and used to send these terrible cu l8r type texts. She is dead now. Karma. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: My sister was an English teacher and used to send these terrible cu l8r type texts. She is dead now. Karma. Did she believe in the afterlife? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Zen Archer said: Did she believe in the afterlife? I'm not sure - the conversation was bit one sided the last time I saw her! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 9 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I'm not sure - the conversation was bit one sided the last time I saw her! F*cking English teachers - can never get a word in with them... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Smug folk who sit on the train with their feet on the seats, then take them down at the twitch of a door in case it's the ticket collector. As soon as the ticket collector has gone it's feet back on the seats again. Utter shitebags. Keep your manky, dogshit covered, who knows where they have been loafers AFF THE SEATS! Oh, and leaky headphones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miss dundee Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 My husband breathing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 My husband breathing Pillows help with that problem 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 1 hour ago, ajwffc said: Pillows help with that problem *awaits Philpy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Whilst drunk and feeling lonely and sorry my myself I signed up to a free month's trial on Match.com a few weeks ago (about a month ago in fact). Needless to say I had absolutely no success so did not renew. However now that I've cancelled my subscription I've getting loads of emails (at least 15 a day) claiming that folk have viewed my profile. Obviously they're fake and it's the company trying to get me to buy another subscription, and indeed a quick Google has confirmed that this is pretty much standard practice, but still a bit w**k, as whilst I did have a subscription I had almost no views (sob). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 10 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Post your profile and photo here and P&B will furnish you with tips and advice.... Handsome, dashing, debonair, witty man with impeccable spelling seeking non mutilated woman with functioning orifices. Must enjoy dark spaces and be open to trying new things. My Interests: Sexual inventions and Skyrim. Just now, throbber said: Did your profile state that you were specifically seeking an amputee DA? See above. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 35 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Handsome, dashing, debonair, witty man with impeccable spelling seeking non mutilated woman with functioning orifices. Must enjoy dark spaces and be open to trying new things. My Interests: Sexual inventions and Skyrim. Stretching that a bit with the spelling claim, were you not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 39 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: Stretching that a bit with the spelling claim, were you not? Everyone exaggerates on these things 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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