throbber Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Were their names pre-marriage Cunningham and Hunt? Sadly no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Sandals. There are very, very, very few situations in which we wearing them even approaches acceptable. A man walking around Dundee is not one of those 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 I'm doing a training course this week that is held in the centre of London, I am one of 2 remote attendees and the rest are in the training room itself.I'm no longer mentally equipped to hear someone say "somethink" in a horrible Michael Caine-esque voice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Do you find the same people who say "somethink" also say "aks" instead of "ask" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 People who constantly speak when you're trying to watch something on the telly, just f**k off man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 11 minutes ago, Aidan said: People who constantly speak when you're trying to watch something on the telly, just f**k off man. Yip. My wife does that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 "All four Old Firm derbies on Sky Sports". Even though they'll more than likely both finish in the Top 6, still bit of a dickish thing thing to say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 4 customers at work today sporting "man buns". Get a proper man's haircut, you fucking Nancy boys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 15 minutes ago, philpy said: 4 customers at work today sporting "man buns". Get a proper man's haircut, you fucking Nancy boys. You should have refused to serve them. Not that they'd know that was the reason you weren't serving them given your history, but we'd know. We'd know 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: Yip. My wife does that. Shut up, I'm trying to watch the telly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 4 customers at work today sporting "man buns". Get a proper man's haircut, you fucking Nancy boys. What is a proper man's haircut? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: What is a proper man's haircut? Anything except a manbun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 36 minutes ago, philpy said: 4 customers at work today sporting "man buns". Get a proper man's haircut, you fucking Nancy boys. It seems to be the modern equivalent of the largely unmissed mid-90s 2" yuppie ponytail - basically long hair for guys who don't want to commit to actually having long hair. Team with gauged ears and extravagant facial fungus for instant cuntitude. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 41 minutes ago, philpy said: 4 customers at work today sporting "man buns". Get a proper man's haircut, you fucking Nancy boys. I bet you wouldn't say that to their faces. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Anything except a manbun. Fuds that need to do this with their hair should also be given a swift kick in the balls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Apparently my flippant comments are upsetting. People should just realise that I say shit without thinking and shouldn't take it to heart. Ohh and my ankle definitely does now hurt, it's the size of a tennis ball and has turned blue! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 3 hours ago, philpy said: you fucking Nancy boys. Oh, Philpy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Apparently my flippant comments are upsetting. People should just realise that I say shit without thinking and shouldn't take it to heart. Hiya Donald Trump, hiya pal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 5 hours ago, WeAreElgin said: I'm doing a training course this week that is held in the centre of London, I am one of 2 remote attendees and the rest are in the training room itself. I'm no longer mentally equipped to hear someone say "somethink" in a horrible Michael Caine-esque voice. Horrific mispronunciation there. It's "somefink". Sowt yahsewf aht, you faackin' mappet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Ohh and my ankle definitely does now hurt, it's the size of a tennis ball and has turned blue! Yeah, I had this a couple of months ago and sounds like you've probably knackered your ligaments. Doctor had one look at mine and gave the look that clearly said "aye, that's f***ed". Everything from the lower shin down turned blue-purple and puffed up after a couple of days, foot just looking like a pork joint and totally out of action. Just keep it elevated and on ice when you can. Oh, and enjoy the not-so-fun physio exercises which I'm still having to do just to get back to jogging pace. Eta: Could just be a real nasty sprain I suppose, you'll know soon enough if the ice and tube grip stop the internal fluids from doing their thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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