Rugster Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 49 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Took the kids to Edinburgh Zoo yesterday. Anyone that has been and used the car park will be familiar with the fact that the entrance is on a fairly steep hill. There was a car in front paying to get in and I pulled up behind. As she's going to pull away I can see her talking to the boy and gesturing back at me. He comes back and says that she's worried that she'll roll back into me and could I move back. I've left loads of space, but as there is nothing behind me I roll back a bit. She then starts trying to pull away, engine fucking howling and as soon as she releases the handbrake starts rolling back towards me. There's now a couple of cars behind me and she's telling the boy that I need to move back more. He's very apologetic and I can move back a bit, but not much as the queue of traffic is now about 6 or 7 cars long. Same thing happens and she rolls back towards me again. He's now asking everyone to move back, but I've pointed out that she's had two goes that this and moved back about 20 feet, and would she like us to reverse right back out onto Corstorphine Road to give her a proper run at it? Luckily there is enough room for me to bounce up onto the pavement and get round her and into the car park. I've already shown the boy my parking pass so decide I'm not fucking about any longer. The look that she gave me as I drove up by her was priceless, as if i'm at fault for either; a: Her driving a piece of shit with a burnt out clutch or b: Her being utterly incapable of performing a hill start and being unsafe to be on the road. What did you think of the Zoo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Just now, Rugster said: What did you think of the Zoo? That I wish the lions were nearer the bottom of the hill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 7 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: That I wish the lions were nearer the bottom of the hill. What, so that woman could roll into them? Cecil's only been dead a year or so, have you absolutely no compassion? Far too soon! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, Rugster said: What, so that woman could roll into them? Cecil's only been dead a year or so, have you absolutely no compassion? Far too soon! I was hoping they'd eat her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 It is a fairly steep hill but it sounds like this woman should have her licence revoked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 I hate the hill on the way into the zoo, especially because our car has a shonky handbrake at the best of times. My PTTGOYN is having to prepare for an interview when I'm off on a public holiday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, endieinreekie said: I hate the hill on the way into the zoo, especially because our car has a shonky handbrake at the best of times. My PTTGOYN is having to prepare for an interview when I'm off on a public holiday There was no need for the dirty look you gave me yesterday. It's not my fault you drive a clown car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 1 minute ago, KnightswoodBear said: There was no need for the dirty look you gave me yesterday. It's not my fault you drive a clown car. Had your chauffeur been driving it wouldn't have been a problem 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 5 minutes ago, endieinreekie said: Had your chauffeur been driving it wouldn't have been a problem I could have sent him over to show you how to drive up a hill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I could have sent him over to show you how to drive up a hill. I'll buy an automatic instead of suffering that ignominy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 21 hours ago, Adam said: I've led an OK life tbh. I'm ready to go. Bagsy the baby sick yellow jacket 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 The increasing use of could of/should of/would of. It's fucking HAVE you c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Grouos of Students who walk along the road in a row stopping people getting buy or right at you which means one gets a bag of cans accidently into their shins. Oh and students hanging about the entrance to the underground. Either get in or f**k off to the union or library. Paul Calf had it right all along... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 49 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: Grouos New word? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 On 9/14/2016 at 17:03, Rowan said: 4 weeks into school year and my son has destroyed 3 polo shirts and a pair of trousers. And my daughter a pinafore. Can't see the BBC calling IS that tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 2 hours ago, jagfox99 said: Grouos of Students who walk along the road in a row stopping people getting buy or right at you which means one gets a bag of cans accidently into their shins. Oh and students hanging about the entrance to the underground. Either get in or f**k off to the union or library. Paul Calf had it right all along... Could you not get to the shops. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 That World of Tanks advert at the top of the page which randomly expands over the entire screen even though you haven't clicked on it or rolled over it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 I was indeed. I'm dreading what's coming now, considering we're on the PTTGOYN. Did I give you a dirty fiver or something? I remembered you saying you were a frequenter of the shop. I would have spoken as I kinda thought it was you but I was working 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 11 minutes ago, bob the tank said: I remembered you saying you were a frequenter of the shop. I would have spoken as I kinda thought it was you but I was working What are you, a fucking shoplifter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 9 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: Ok, so, who on P&B would you be happy for your wife to move on with following your untimely demise? You're too late, philpy's got a candle lit and his bag packed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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