Aidan Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Fuckin four year olds eh? Wee b*****ds. It was actually a guy in the pub last night, the barman asked how old he was and he came out with "23 and a half". f**k up mate, you're 23! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 45 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Fuckin four year olds eh? Wee b*****ds. Beast thread for this shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, Aidan said: It was actually a guy in the pub last night, the barman asked how old he was and he came out with "23 and a half". f**k up mate, you're 23! He was probably seventeen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 People who add "and a half" or "and a quarter" or whatever on to their age when someone asks how old they are. In nine days, I'll be 41 and 3/4 [emoji14] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 29 minutes ago, microdave said: In nine days, I'll be 41 and 3/4 Do you keep a secret diary? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Zen Archer said: TELT If I try this next time and end up with a smashed eggshell amongst my eggs there will be carnage on this forum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 13 minutes ago, Dee Man said: If I try this next time and end up with a smashed eggshell amongst my eggs there will be carnage on this forum. That'll be a tantrum then. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 34 minutes ago, Dee Man said: If I try this next time and end up with a smashed eggshell amongst my eggs there will be carnage on this forum. He's cracking up, eggsactly as some would have predicted despite Archer eggsplaining the correct method. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 3 hours ago, mjw said: Black coffee will stain your teeth not sure about the rotting claim though. That would be my understanding too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 43 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: He's cracking up, eggsactly as some would This is eggcruciating.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 20 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: This is eggcruciating.. I diseggree. Eggshellent read. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Zen Archer said: That'll be a tantrum then. Hide contents Scrambling for relevance whilst walking on eggshells. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 The way Yanks say "solder" or "soldering". Why the f**k do they ignore the "l" and talk about "sodder" and "soddering"? Stupid colonials. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 There's a fucking Orange Walk on in Ayr town centre just now (well they might be finished by now). Absolutely fucking scumbag tossers. They actually started playing Rule Brittania. It's 2016 for f**k sake and these bigot cretins still march about making noise to celebrate how backward they are. Sad, bitter old men mostly, but sadly there were a few young guys. Most of the locals looked disgusted and pissed-off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wren Road Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 There's a fucking Orange Walk on in Ayr town centre just now (well they might be finished by now). Absolutely fucking scumbag tossers. They actually started playing Rule Brittania. It's 2016 for f**k sake and these bigot cretins still march about making noise to celebrate how backward they are. Sad, bitter old men mostly, but sadly there were a few young guys. Most of the locals looked disgusted and pissed-off Agreed, ban all marches and drag Scotland into the new millennium. It's a fucking racket and always when I try and get a long lie!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 10 minutes ago, Wren Road said: Agreed, ban all marches and drag Scotland into the new millennium. It's a fucking racket and always when I try and get a long lie!! They just do it to boast and wind folk up. No reason they can't hire a venue and have their wee bigotfest away from decent folk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 The American South has the Ku Klux Klan. Scotland has the Orange Walks. As vile as each other. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Fashanu incoming! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 I've just walked down to the pub in new trainers and the banks of my achilles are bleeding already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 34 minutes ago, Blootoon87 said: I've just walked down to the pub in new trainers and the banks of my achilles are bleeding already. Withdraw your feet then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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