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Posters changing their avatar (unless they're a prominent/well-known poster.) I'm far more able to associate people on here based on their avatar than their name, ergo I need the former to be kept consistent in order for me to have any clue who you are.

I'm well aware I have worded that horrifically but I really cannot be arsed changing it. Night, team.

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13 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

^^^Doesn't have a garlic press...shameful!

Garlic presses are shite.  Chop it yourself or get the easy stuff.  Presses inevitably break and the time you would have saved from chopping it you spend cleaning the b*****d.

*Top Tip:  If you want to paste your garlic crush it under the flat of a knife and then sprinkle some salt on it.  Now use the flat of the knife to drag over the garlic and salt.  You're welcome.

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1 minute ago, KnightswoodBear said:

Garlic presses are shite.  Chop it yourself or get the easy stuff.  Presses inevitably break and the time you would have saved from chopping it you spend cleaning the b*****d.

*Top Tip:  If you want to paste your garlic crush it under the flat of a knife and then sprinkle some salt on it.  Now use the flat of the knife to drag over the garlic and salt.  You're welcome.

Correct. Of all the gadgets that have been invented that do not work properly, the garlic press has to be the top one. Doesn't mince it up properly, breaks, can't be cleaned properly etc etc. Utter shite. I just finely chop garlic instead.

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On ‎09‎/‎11‎/‎2016 at 22:04, welshbairn said:

Sweet Pete will be in your back garden by now with a pineapple and brutal intentions.

 

On ‎09‎/‎11‎/‎2016 at 22:20, DI Bruce Robertson said:


Does sweet Pete have a head tattoo? Always struck me as a Volvo driver.

I don't have a head tattoo. I drive a Jeep Renegade Sport.

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