Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, throbber said: There is also a water test and you can tell if they're off by the way they float. Can't remember what they do when they are off though, think they float on their side. That's witches you're thinking about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, throbber said: This also applies to your girlfriend/mother if you want to test if she's a witch or not. You and Miley - enough with the duelling banjos already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Think I've got an absess in my gum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Yewtree candidate pretending to be on the phone to someone and stringing out a skill-less endeavour where greedy b*****ds get their hearts broken Brilliant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Had to travel down to Leeds today for work. Got the 04:30 London Euston train from Glasgow but had to change at Lancaster. The Lancaster - Leeds train was run by Northern Railways, I think, and arrived directly from 1954. 2 hours on this fucking freezing, ancient, rattley fucking piece of shite did not improve my mood when I arrived. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Think I've got an absess in my gum Ya fucker. That's not really petty. That can be downright nasty. U OK hon? (Not sure if using this in the correct context) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Ya fucker. That's not really petty. That can be downright nasty. U OK ***?(Not sure if using this in the correct context) I'm sound, pal. Thanks for your concern. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netan Sansara Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 15 minutes ago, throbber said: Group projects. They're a b*****d, always get stuck with the absolute muppets 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netan Sansara Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 3 minutes ago, throbber said: Yeah, I'm stuck with the worst of the worst, if anyone is going to f**k up my education or should he me and me only! There's always the one who's over the top, super keen and undoubtedly absolutely terrible when it comes to handing in their part 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netan Sansara Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 9 minutes ago, throbber said: Exactly what I'm up against, a guy that will tell you everything is wrong and to do it his way then fucks everything up! And then there's also lead swingers that do nothing but I would rather that than someone who is a complete and utter idiot who interferes with everything. At least someone who does nothing can't do anything wrong! What do you study throbber? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 There's definitely a group chat going on somewhere at this moment where people are saying "how come we got landed with that wee fantasist c**t? He's holding us back" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 On 23/11/2016 at 20:50, The_Kincardine said: The cash-point at High Wycombe station has options that include: "Check Balance and Cash" and "Cash Only" if you choose the latter it then asks if you want to check your balance. No I fucking don't - that's why I chose the 'cash only' option. Heads should roll for this. This. ^^^ Not sure, but reckon they might have them in Mosul. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 I should probably have one when I wake up and it might help. I'm convinced this chat is the cause of me waking up at 2ish last night after a mental dream.We were playing Hibs at home and the terracing was,back. Strangely, Hibs were in the North West whilst i stood in the North East and home fans behind the goal. Anyway, after a strange Dream of finding £55 in fivers in the street then not finding the right table at a restaurant only to find a batshit crazy ex sitting there, there I was.Rhys McCabe decided to tear into a Hibs boy, both got sent off and a huge battle started. Then some Hibs boys ran on to batter our players, mostly Mccabe (lol). Then all of a sudden a huge group of children came on holding navy blue balloons to protect the players from the Hibs fans. One of them started annihilating the wee kids so a huge group of Pars fans went to go haring in but the stewards and police stopped them until all the Hibs fans emptied onto the pitch and a mass riot erupted. Woke up. Back to sleep and i was behind the goal in the modern EEP, woke up to my alarm as Jack Ross (!) scored a penalty for us against Hibs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 18 hours ago, Honest Saints Fan said: Winter is shit. Anyone who likes is v. weird. Indeed. Anyone who likes it is a dog nonce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 On 07/11/2016 at 13:03, GordonD said: Happened to me - I found out when I phoned up to arrange a check-up last month and was told my usual guy had retired. The good news is that his replacement is a lovely young Greek lady, a definite wid. On 07/11/2016 at 14:12, dee_62 said: You know the law! pics or.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 17 minutes ago, GordonD said: tell me you didn't pose as a works' photographer to get that!!! Have a greenie for your dedication to the cause though. wid btw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 (edited) 2 hours ago, dee_62 said: tell me you didn't pose as a works' photographer to get that!!! Have a greenie for your dedication to the cause though. wid btw. It's on the website of her previous practice in Bathgate. It's taken me until now to find it because I couldn't remember her last name! Edited November 25, 2016 by GordonD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 When supermarkets put their wee to charity stall right at the entrance to the shop. Loads of people queuing up to see what it is all about meaning no one can get in or out the door. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 1 minute ago, Honest Saints Fan said: When supermarkets put their wee to charity stall right at the entrance to the shop. Loads of people queuing up to see what it is all about meaning no one can get in or out the door. Is that telling them to piss off? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 Is that telling them to piss off? Nah, you pay a quid to wee on some targets. Like the things at the funfair, minus the water pistols. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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