Dons_1988 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Works christmas do tonight, can't be arsed. People get so falsely excited for Christmas, can't wait for people to call me miserable because I don't want to wear a cheap shit party hat from an awful cracker. I am a miserable c**t, to be fair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Pish. Ours was great fun. And i am a miserable hoor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Nooka Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 3 hours ago, gavin_3110 said: The big boss at my work is doing a "CEO sleepout" in Charlotte Square in Edinburgh tonight. 100 fat cats huddled together in £300 sleeping bags, followed by a bacon roll with the first minister in her mansion house. "To raise awareness". Patronising and pointless shite. We live in an era where virtue signalling is more important than actually being virtuous. Absolute c***s the lot of them, they'll be at some fancy black tie do on Friday night to celebrate their 'achievement'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 3 hours ago, gavin_3110 said: The big boss at my work is doing a "CEO sleepout" in Charlotte Square in Edinburgh tonight. 100 fat cats huddled together in £300 sleeping bags, followed by a bacon roll with the first minister in her mansion house. "To raise awareness". Patronising and pointless shite. They should give them pish stained blankets and bin bags. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 One of my girlfriends pals was looking for sponsorship to raise money for an animal charity by doing a skydive. Nothing against animals but a skydive sounds like great fun, and I'm not paying for you to do it. Have to say I do not give to animal charities 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Christmas songs on the radio. Why the f**k did that tight Geordie twat Chris Rea not get the train? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Tommy Nooka said: We live in an era where virtue signalling is more important than actually being virtuous. Absolute c***s the lot of them, they'll be at some fancy black tie do on Friday night to celebrate their 'achievement'. Would probably raise more if they all just stayed in on the Thursday & Friday and the cost of new sleeping bags and Police protection was given to the chairty, along with the money from staying in on the Friday and what they will spend at the almost inevitable self-congratulory smug-b*****d dinner 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 7 hours ago, hk blues said: Hardly very charitable to only support charities that have helped you in the past. If everyone thought like that, who would have paid to get your cat neutered? Maybe I'm being too harsh but charity is exactly that, charity. I never claimed to be charitable, and charities are hardly charitable either 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Christmas songs on the radio. Why the f**k did that tight Geordie twat Chris Rea not get the train? He was skint when he wrote that. He was about to get turfed out his house til the first royalty cheque came in for that song. (According to the One Show anyway). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 The photo makes it look less bad than it is, but the ink pad in my drawer's lid came off and when i went to reach for something got it all over my fingers.Looks like I've fingered an octopus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 5 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: The photo makes it look less bad than it is, but the ink pad in my drawer's lid came off and when i went to reach for something got it all over my fingers. Looks like I've fingered an octopus. You are a gimp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 16 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: The photo makes it look less bad than it is, but the ink pad in my drawer's lid came off and when i went to reach for something got it all over my fingers. Looks like I've fingered an octopus. Clearly you've just been fingerprinted down at the local police station. I always knew Yew Tree would catch up with you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 29 minutes ago, Blootoon87 said: He was skint when he wrote that. He was about to get turfed out his house til the first royalty cheque came in for that song. (According to the One Show anyway). Think I would believe stuff in the Facts You Made Up thread before anything I heard on the One Show. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 4 hours ago, NewBornBairn said: Christmas songs on the radio. Why the f**k did that tight Geordie twat Chris Rea not get the train? Chris Rea isn't Geordie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Imagine if Princess Di had married Chris Rea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 MI6 would never have knocked her off if she wasn't fond of Egyptian boaby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Jacobsen Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 12 minutes ago, welshbairn said: MI6 would never have knocked her off if she wasn't fond of Egyptian boaby. Sounds like one of Del Boy's pals... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 The lane discipline of drivers in Western Australia is terrible so I thought it was good of the driver who overtook me tonight to try to ram home the message by having K33P LEFT as his registration plate. That was until I saw the dick drive off into the distance in the right hand lane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Chris Rea isn't Geordie. He is, they just disowned him for 'Driving Home For Christmas'. He's just pretending to be a Smoggy. ETA: If it ain't Gazza and Lindesfarne, they ain't interested. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 "So I turned around and said" no, no you didn't. You were facing the Person at the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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