weirdcal Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 How come you can't get them? Most of the originals are fairly easily found online. I have poor internets at the moment and my laptop met my toddler... ill get round to it eventually 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 There are loads of folk on TV who I wish would gruesomely die but who are sadly still breathing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 TBF for some people 2 weeks worth of clothes fit in a small carrier bag. That's dependant on how many times you're willing to turn your drawers inside out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 3 hours ago, GordonD said: TBF for some people 2 weeks worth of clothes fit in a small carrier bag. Most people could handle doing a bit of laundry if they're away for a fortnight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 I have poor internets at the moment and my laptop met my toddler... ill get round to it eventually Ah! [emoji1]Was it a punchy, throwy meet with the toddler or a juice spilling meet with the toddler? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 14 hours ago, whiskychimp said: Another transport related one. I used to laugh at the moron's who we're shuffling in their seat, in a desperate attempt to stay seated for as long as possible, but still dying to get to the exit of the train first; fighting and squeezing out to save 10 seconds. I'd wait the 10 seconds, get up and stroll off. Now, there's the opposite moron, a recent phenomonon. They sit pretending to read, but actually looking furtively around, wanting to be the last off and look super cool. I'm sure some end up going back to the original destination because their having a "who's coolest" competition That's me. Standing up at Bishop Briggs for a train that terminates at Queen St is a c***s game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paganshoplifter Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 Ç 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 (edited) I lost my Swiss Army Knife a couple of years ago. After about 3 months an Airport Security guy found it in an internal pocket of my backpack. It had been a gift and I'd had it for a long time so I was thrilled for about a millisecond until I realised I wasn't getting it back. Thing is, I'd flown about half a dozen times with that backpack since losing the knife. My bag had been through the x-ray each time and nobody had noticed it. A cynic might wonder if the whole thing is just a farce to make cowards think they're being kept safe. Edited December 20, 2016 by Shotgun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 Having just flown to the USA I'm reading these gripes, nodding my head and agreeing with 100% of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 Ah! [emoji1]Was it a punchy, throwy meet with the toddler or a juice spilling meet with the toddler? It was a why does this not shut with toys and sippy cup kind of meeting. Screens dons. Keyboards done. 1 usb port is done.I can use a usb keyboard and put it via hdmi but its pretty much goosed from there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 5 hours ago, Shotgun said: I lost my Swiss Army Knife a couple of years ago. After about 3 months an Airport Security guy found it in an internal pocket of my backpack. It had been a gift and I'd had it for a long time so I was thrilled for about a millisecond until I realised I wasn't getting it back. Thing is, I'd flown about half a dozen times with that backpack since losing the knife. My bag had been through the x-ray each time and nobody had noticed it. A cynic might wonder if the whole thing is just a farce to make cowards think they're being kept safe. Personally I think it's to keep the moronic element of our society (the majority) on edge and give the authorities a flimsy reason to keep beefing up security so they can control the masses more and more. We NEED more police, we NEED security against terrorists etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 They should just have bouncers at the plane doors. "Nah mate, you've got shit trainers on. Fack off". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rider Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 17 hours ago, welshbairn said: And grown men who use a case the size and weight of a large handbag with fucking wheels. You can fit twice as much in a small cabin size rucksack without the handle and wheels, and you won't trip people up with the horrible things, and you can squeeze it under the seat in front if the lockers are full. I loathe those wee suitcases and the utter twats that use them. As you say, grown men with a wee bag on wheels. The same guys who are first up when the plane lands fumbling to get their phone back on so they can shout importantly in to it. Cants to a man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 11 hours ago, weirdcal said: I have poor internets at the moment and my laptop met my toddler... ill get round to it eventually 9 hours ago, 8MileBU said: Ah! Was it a punchy, throwy meet with the toddler or a juice spilling meet with the toddler? Toddler hacked in and changed all his passwords. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 28 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: They should just have bouncers at the plane doors. "Nah mate, you've got shit trainers on. Fack off". You'd never be allowed to fly again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 12 minutes ago, GordonD said: Toddler hacked in and changed all his passwords. And ordered 10,000 Peppag Pig DVDs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 Impatient b*****ds who overtake when vehicles are coming towards them and think they can cut in to the braking space you have left from the vehicle in front of you. Of course you let them in because you know that if there's an accident it will probably be others who will suffer whilst these twats drive on oblivious to everything around them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 When you're waiting in a queue and there's someone standing that close behind you it seems like they're trying to enter you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 45 minutes ago, gavin_3110 said: When you're waiting in a queue and there's someone standing that close behind you it seems like they're trying to enter you. Do a bump and grind and they'll back away. Probably. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 1 hour ago, gavin_3110 said: When you're waiting in a queue and there's someone standing that close behind you it seems like they're trying to enter you. 31 minutes ago, GordonD said: Do a bump and grind and they'll back away. Probably. Turn round and loudly ask if they would like your phone number and to buy you a drink first..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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