Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Fat birds who think they're blessed with massive knockers when we all know it's just because they ran out of room in their gut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 4 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Fat birds who think they're blessed with massive knockers when we all know it's just because they ran out of room in their gut. you get chatted up on the nightshift down Haymarket by a couple of spacehoppers, Bobby? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 (edited) 42 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Fat birds who think they're blessed with massive knockers when we all know it's just because they ran out of room in their gut. Awww did they tell you to fcuk off, poor wee Boaby. Edited February 19, 2017 by bennett -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Awww did they tell you fcuk off, poor wee Boaby. Please stop trying to get my attention. You're a snivelling little coward who I'd prefer not to be associated with. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Aye he got knocked back right enough -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Spending the day at my girlfriends mums. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 5 minutes ago, mizfit said: Spending the day at my girlfriends mums. Good luck with that. Hope the religious bitch makes an appearance just to top it off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 22 minutes ago, (._.) said: Think that has something to do with him wanting nothing to do with his old man. I've no idea why he doesn't just change to his mothers maiden name though. I know it does. You're also correct. And my annoyance isn't so much at his use of it as the BBC putting Dele as the caption on him when there's graphics on the screen. The seething paranoid mess in me says they're so happy to use it because it sound like Pele. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Still, as I was typing I can now go to RTBC and note how it'll be a while before we again have to hear about how great a stadium Craven Cottage is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 12 hours ago, WeAreElgin said: Anyone that uses this term probably uses the word goalie regularly and deserves to die alone. "The custodian" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Referring to a defender as a 'stopper' is also terrible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 (edited) Choosing a 'fat' drink from a vending machine and getting the diet version of it instead (or vice versa). The one down the stairs from my office is notorious for this and is annoyingly the only nearby place to buy a drink for large parts of the day (or like now, all day Sunday). That said, I kind of like its 'Powerade lottery button' for when I'm undecided. I seriously doubt it has ever contained Powerade, but at least that is consistently wrong and you know whatever you're getting is going to be a nice surprise. Edited February 19, 2017 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Unless it's Tizer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 2 hours ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Please stop trying to get my attention. You're a snivelling little coward who I'd prefer not to be associated with. Thank you. That's a few times now across the forum that he's posted immediately after you trying to get a reaction. What an utter creep. Seek help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 When a seatbelt in your car gets folded over and stuck in the buckle. Seems to take no force whatsoever to get stuck, but only the worlds strongest man can pull it out again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 (edited) Stuck on a train from Glasgow to London for 5 hours beside 2 girls and a dog they've brought on. Firstly it tried to bite someone walking past and they had the audacity to get annoyed at the person for being too close. Then when I started eating a chicken pasta thing (it was utter shite so my seethe was slightly less than it should've been) she tried to give the dog a drink and it started sneezing/choking all over me and my food. Must've had about 10 bus of pasta and just had to close it up and chuck it. Barely even an apology either, just a muffled sorry and then multiple "aww cute she's having a wee cough haha" type comments to this arsehole rat-like dog. I like dogs but am on the verge of throwing it out of the moving train window. Edited February 19, 2017 by Honest_Man#1 Autocorrect 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Orton Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Stuck on a train from Glasgow to London for 5 hours beside 2 girls and a dog they've brought on. Firstly it tried to bite someone walking past and they had the gaul to get annoyed at the person for being too close. Then when I started eating a chicken pasta thing (it was utter shite so my seethe was slightly less Ham it should've been) she tried to give the dog a drink and it started sneezing/choking all over me and my food. Must've had about 10 bus of pasta and just had to close it up and chuck it. Barely even an apology either, just a muffled sorry and then multiple "aww cute she's having a wee cough haha" type comments to this arsehole rat-like dog. I like dogs but am on the verge of throwing it out of the moving train window. Probably do society a favour by chucking the owners out the window tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Stuck on a train from Glasgow to London for 5 hours beside 2 girls and a dog they've brought on. Firstly it tried to bite someone walking past and they had the audacity to get annoyed at the person for being too close. Then when I started eating a chicken pasta thing (it was utter shite so my seethe was slightly less than it should've been) she tried to give the dog a drink and it started sneezing/choking all over me and my food. Must've had about 10 bus of pasta and just had to close it up and chuck it. Barely even an apology either, just a muffled sorry and then multiple "aww cute she's having a wee cough haha" type comments to this arsehole rat-like dog. I like dogs but am on the verge of throwing it out of the moving train window. Windows don't open on any of the West coast trains 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 9 minutes ago, ajwffc said: Windows don't open on any of the West coast trains Neither they do. Hadn't noticed, but just to be clear - I wasn't genuinely planning on murdering the dog, so it doesn't really matter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 15 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Stuck on a train from Glasgow to London for 5 hours beside 2 girls and a dog they've brought on. Firstly it tried to bite someone walking past and they had the audacity to get annoyed at the person for being too close. Then when I started eating a chicken pasta thing (it was utter shite so my seethe was slightly less than it should've been) she tried to give the dog a drink and it started sneezing/choking all over me and my food. Must've had about 10 bus of pasta and just had to close it up and chuck it. Barely even an apology either, just a muffled sorry and then multiple "aww cute she's having a wee cough haha" type comments to this arsehole rat-like dog. I like dogs but am on the verge of throwing it out of the moving train window. Go to the cafe and buy 4 cans of the strongest lager they have. Return, crack one open and ask them if they've brought Christ into their lives. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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