The Moonster Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 A guy I work with just asked me to phone one of his customers for him because he couldn't get through to his extension number. He's a bit of a work shy c**t, so I suspected some bawbaggery at play here and went over to his desk to see what the issue was. It was blatantly clear that he hadn't pressed the button which allows you to dial extra numbers whilst on a call (it's an "MF Tones" button in here, not sure if that's standard). "Awww, is that what that's for? I've always wondered that". He's worked here for 6 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Bit of snow up my way this morning (surprised no one mentioned it), combined with the fact I wasn't starting till 10 this morning meant that the train station car park is busier than when I normally get there at half 7. This is normally no more than a mild irritant, but I always get parked somewhere. The couple of inches of snow had apparently given every twat carte blanche to abandon their cars across as many spaces as physically possible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 2 hours ago, throbber said: I didn't wrap up warm today and it's most unpleasantly cold outside. Are you the guy I just passed in Larbert wearing a Newcastle top and no jumper or jacket? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 1 minute ago, throbber said: Absolutely not! Well somebody is and if it wasn't you.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Gaz FFC said: Well somebody is and if it wasn't you.... It wasn't me either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: It wasn't me either. I hope Gaz finds out who it was and reports back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Dead end so far fellas. He's probably dead too given the temperature 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Just now, Gaz FFC said: Dead end so far fellas. He's probably dead too given the temperature Should be easier to trace then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 4 hours ago, keithgy said: Left the house at 7am to do a drive that takes me 25 minutes normally,2 hours and 20 minutes later I am still 6 miles from work. I'm guessing you have a Vauxhall? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Honeymoon t-shirts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Gaz FFC said: Dead end so far fellas. He's probably dead too given the temperature It would have been Gunther/Duff Man/can't remember the recent reincarnation proving his manliness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 5 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Honeymoon t-shirts Any t-shirt with a message on it. Just f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Any t-shirt with a message on it. Just f**k off. I can think of a number of posters on here who could pull of a tshirt bearing this particular message. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Arsehole nurses putting a complaint against me because I kept putting them on hold. Having an absolute c**t of a day in all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 2 hours ago, NewBornBairn said: I'm guessing you have a Vauxhall? Yes I do 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 When my dog gets diarrhea she sometimes has little bits of runny shite left on her arse after she's taken a dump. She had it this morning without me noticing and she has managed to wipe it on my shirt when she jumped up on my lap. I'm now at work and my shirt has dog shit on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 42 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Arsehole nurses putting a complaint against me because I kept putting them on hold. Having an absolute c**t of a day in all. Aye piles can be a bitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Meant to be getting my new car delivered tomorrow but they've emailed to say it has a cracked windscreen so delivery not until Thursday now meaning I'm without a car for a day. #firstworldproblem 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 The Chase is not shite TV you idiot. Especially when you have contestants like Hannah..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 People who take the minus offer on The Chase. On the other hand, as just happened, said people getting caught after accepting such an offer probably makes me happier than it really should. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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