KnightswoodBear Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: Think the psychic saw her coming.................................. Before she turned the corner. Because she's fat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 50 minutes ago, throbber said: My girlfriend paid £50 to have a card reading yesterday off some so called psychic. I spent £50 trying to predict football results last weekend. Turns out I'm not psychic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Rugster said: Wait, what? So instead of just looking at your wrist you pull your phone out of your pocket to check the time? Can you not read a watch? OFTW. Who says the phone was in his pocket? He's probably one of those people who have it in their hand every second of the day.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Who says the phone was in his pocket? He's probably one of those people who have it in their hand every second of the day.. Gimp suits don't have pockets (so a friend told me) so you could be correct 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 8 minutes ago, Swarley said: Gimp suits don't have pockets (so a friend told me) so you could be correct He probably wears it on a clip on his belt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Just now, Bairnardo said: Psychic in peddling broad advice that could be applicable to most shock! But not throbber in this case, what a waste of money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Still can't believe folk give money to these chancers. Derren Brown did a bit on it and took 20 folk from the audience. He got a shitload of information about them correct but reiterated several times that he wasn't getting messages from the dead he was just demonstrating how it's possible to read people. I'm sure it was also him who said these arseholes will put out so much information that they eventually get lucky and because it's something the customer wants to hear, that's the parts they'll take away, forgetting about all the stuff that was wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 5 minutes ago, throbber said: Exactly, utterly ridiculous. I'm glad I only need to see the mother in law once every 4 months she is an absolute ignoramus. My current mother in law is fine (even though she drowns rats in a bucket in her garden). The previous one was a c**t and would call me uncultured as I wasn't into trashy musicals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 People that dye their hair at the slightest hint of a grey bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 47 minutes ago, throbber said: Exactly, utterly ridiculous. I'm glad I only need to see the mother in law once every 4 months she is an absolute ignoramus. My psychic powers are warning that your burd will turn out the same. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Is your mother in law Obese? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 3 hours ago, throbber said: My girlfriend paid £50 to have a card reading yesterday off some so called psychic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, throbber said: That's what I worry about. To be fair not all women turn into their mothers when they grow old though. But a lot do! I dont think talking to the dead is bad. It's the claim that they reply where fraud might be an issue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, throbber said: Yeah she's quite fat and she drinks far too much. Do her pants smell nice? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Yeah she's quite fat and she drinks far too much. You and her sound like a match made in heaven. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 3 minutes ago, throbber said: Yeah she's quite fat and she drinks far too much. What nights does your father in law go out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 4 minutes ago, throbber said: Yeah she's quite fat and she drinks far too much. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Nooka Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Scottish voters complaining that Labour have some really attractive policies and in the next breath say it's a shame they can't vote for them because everyone else will vote for the SNP, all of whom fail to see they are indirectly voting for another 5 years of Tory rule. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Scottish voters complaining that Labour have some really attractive policies and in the next breath say it's a shame they can't vote for them because everyone else will vote for the SNP, all of whom fail to see they are indirectly voting for another 5 years of Tory rule. Take cover! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Scottish voters complaining that Labour have some really attractive policies and in the next breath say it's a shame they can't vote for them because everyone else will vote for the SNP, all of whom fail to see they are indirectly voting for another 5 years of Tory rule. I quite like that "Misty Cloud" moisturiser that Avon do.When's yer da due back round the doors?[emoji39] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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