Bert Raccoon Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 1 hour ago, throbber said: Yeah it's great, not too bad so far with the Mrs but we have come back to the hotel around this time so she can have a sleep for a couple of hours each day. Nip out for a couple of pints while she's sleeping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 Nip out for a couple of pints while she's sleeping. I just go out to the balcony with my balls out and neck a few beers until she surfaces again. A win win situation for us both. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 9 minutes ago, throbber said: I just go out to the balcony with my balls out and neck a few beers until she surfaces again. A win win situation for us both. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 11 minutes ago, throbber said: I just go out to the balcony with my balls out and neck a few beers until she surfaces again. A win win situation for us both. Good to see you making an effort before heading out for dinner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 6 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Is that Shandon with him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 15 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Nice to see throbbs and Shandon getting on Good thing the dead can't sue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 I meant (and you know damn well I did) that Mussolini and Hitler would sue over being compared to that pair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 These new Highland Spring bottles. Fucking shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 5 hours ago, whiskychimp said: The woman at the swings with her kids. Her wee boy gets beat to a "rocker" by my wee lassie. He hit her and she backs off. His mum goes over, shouts at him and then puts him on the toy. Life lesson learned. Hit a wee girl and get what you want http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-40992488 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 Anyone under 25, who uses the "back in the day" thing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 Anyone under 25, who uses the "back in the day" thing What's the Back in the Day thing? Some app or Instagram I don't understand? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 Johnson's Cotton Buds now just bend and fold to be useless under the slightest pressure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peedzy Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 8 hours ago, Markka said: My interpretation is KA=KilmarnockAyr. The only real oddity I can think of in Ayrshire postcodes is that Skelmorlie doesn't have one, despite being in Ayrshire (just). Strange one indeed, lumped together with Wemyss Bay and Inverkip for delivery from Greenock. All under a Renfrewshire postcode, none of them in Renfrewshire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markka Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 Strange one indeed, lumped together with Wemyss Bay and Inverkip for delivery from Greenock. All under a Renfrewshire postcode, none of them in Renfrewshire. I don't actually find it that strange, I think all of Inverclyde has a PA postcode?I guess Skelmorlie also has that postcode as it's contiguous with Wemyss Bay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 On 8/16/2017 at 17:00, Ramagamma said: As I'm sure you are aware it was an arbitrary cut off point. Frankly if you need a drink at any time of day you must be an excruciating dullard but especially so if you can't make it to lunchtime without alcohol. On 8/17/2017 at 15:12, Ramagamma said: Should have known really, Scottish football fans don't take it well if you suggest anything negative about alcohol consumption. Says a lot. I just wish the folks on here had your levels of great sober patter. That was good. Nothing says "winner" better than some wee scrote having a meltdown because everyone laughed when he got upset about computer consoles. Maybe you should have a wee shandy and calm down? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 8 hours ago, whiskychimp said: The woman at the swings with her kids. Her wee boy gets beat to a "rocker" by my wee lassie. He hit her and she backs off. His mum goes over, shouts at him and then puts him on the toy. Life lesson learned. Hit a wee girl and get what you want I'm not calling you Weeperdee or anything, but why are you telling us that some future-bam hit your daughter, and not at least explaining to the harridan mother that she is scum? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 You should have kicked both their heads in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: You should have kicked both their heads in. A more accurate assessment than I managed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 When the commentator for the English Premier League game on Sky does the big intro about the game he does this weird "..... AND IT'S LIVE!" growl as he's throwing to the pre-kickoff adverts. Obviously persisting with it trying to make it some kind of catchphrase. It's just shit and annoying. c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramagamma Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 I just wish the folks on here had your levels of great sober patter. That was good. Nothing says "winner" better than some wee scrote having a meltdown because everyone laughed when he got upset about computer consoles. Maybe you should have a wee shandy and calm down? Maybe you should have a few pints to escape from how mundane your life is. Dossit c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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