Jmothecat2 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Buy her a goldfish. P.S. The red dot is for using the term "virtue signalling". It seems to be all Facebook is now. Sharing pictures of your frankly boring children or posting links to whichever cause will make you feel better about the fact you've done nothing positive with your life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Jmothecat2 said: It seems to be all Facebook is now. Sharing pictures of your frankly boring children or posting links to whichever cause will make you feel better about the fact you've done nothing positive with your life. Make up your mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 I work constant nightshift. Today I had to go in and do a one day training course on a dayshift, this meant having to set an alarm for work for the first time in 7 years. Fkn torture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 I got replacement screen for my phone over the weekend and now my touch screen is a bit jumpy and annoying. Trying to whether I put up with it or need to take it back. A Google search suggests this is not a cheap problem to fix. The screen replacement was fifty quid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 I work constant nightshift. Today I had to go in and do a one day training course on a dayshift, this meant having to set an alarm for work for the first time in 7 years. Fkn torture. It will probably f**k your body-clock up and leave you out-of-sync for a good few days as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 It will probably f**k your body-clock up and leave you out-of-sync for a good few days as well. Should be ok. Off tonight then back in nightshift tomorrow night. Pain in the arse though. Usually play golf on a Monday morning, that had to be knocked on the head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 7 minutes ago, pandarilla said: I got replacement screen for my phone over the weekend and now my touch screen is a bit jumpy and annoying. Trying to whether I put up with it or need to take it back. A Google search suggests this is not a cheap problem to fix. The screen replacement was fifty quid. Take it back, it should be the same as before it was broken. Exact same thing happened to my son's phone, the guy gave me all the usual bullshit over the phone about how it may be slightly different. Once he tried it, "Oh" was his reply. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 How the f**k are Celtic fans being voted the best in the world and why do some of them genuinely seem to believe it. They literally have the easiest job in world football right now turning up and watching their team scud other teams. If they were shite the top tier would be empty ffs. Half of them only support the club for the fucking glory, what about a shout out to the Cowdenbeath fans who are trailing up and down the country to watch utter shite and them getting scudded every week? Seez peace. Easiest job in the world and a section of their support still act like absolute c***s every so often. £150k in fines in 6 years. What a lot of shite. Last thing they p***ks needed was any more sense of self importance. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 5 minutes ago, 1320Lichtie said: How the f**k are Celtic fans being voted the best in the world and why do some of them genuinely seem to believe it. They literally have the easiest job in world football right now turning up and watching their team scud other teams. If they were shite the top tier would be empty ffs. Half of them only support the club for the fucking glory, what about a shout out to the Cowdenbeath fans who are trailing up and down the country to watch utter shite and them getting scudded every week? Seez peace. Easiest job in the world and a section of their support still act like absolute c***s every so often. £150k in fines in 6 years. What a lot of shite. Last thing they p***ks needed was any more sense of self importance. Glad you said that, I'm usually called a cousin if I express views as such. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 All i can say is FIFA'S gonna FIFA. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Yeah, 12 fines in 6 years including a "f**k UEFA" banner on top of that. Two fines already this season - beggars belief how they've won that particular award. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 FIFA recognises hustle when it sees it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Groups of c***s that not only slowly walk down the middle of corridors, but also congregate in front the doors to block them as well. Basically, students. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Groups of c***s that not only slowly walk down the middle of corridors, but also congregate in front the doors to block them as well. Basically, students. And old c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 19 hours ago, Karpaty said: Yeah, 12 fines in 6 years including a "f**k UEFA" banner on top of that. Two fines already this season - beggars belief how they've won that particular award. I see what you did there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 My downstairs neighbour who must surely be filling the wheelie bins with bricks before i put them out. Wouldn't be so bad on the flat but there is lifting and chippie stones to negotiate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Cort's Hamstring Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Being one myself I normally defend cyclists, but the amount of people I've seen in recent weeks with either no lights, or lights on the wrong way round is ridiculous. Why the f*ck would anyone put the red light on the front of their bike? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Groups of c***s that not only slowly walk down the middle of corridors, but also congregate in front the doors to block them as well. Basically, students. Not just students, happens at my work all the time. Get out the way c*nts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 17 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Groups of c***s that not only slowly walk down the middle of corridors, but also congregate in front the doors to block them as well. Basically, students. I need to get off the bus at Cathedral Street in Glasgow (Uni road if anyone doesn't know) and trying to negotiate it at peak times is soul destroying and that was before half of the road was ripped up. Walking three or four abreast on public pavements should be illegal. 13 hours ago, Bishoptonbankie said: This behaviour is magnified in shops, particularly close to the entrances. People blocking entire aisles of supermarkets to have shitey inane conversations preventing me from achieving my task of getting in and out as quickly as possible ignoring all human contact stresses me out. 100%. 9 hours ago, Carl Cort's Hamstring said: Being one myself I normally defend cyclists, but the amount of people I've seen in recent weeks with either no lights, or lights on the wrong way round is ridiculous. Why the f*ck would anyone put the red light on the front of their bike? What's the law on running red lights? I was nearly flattened when crossing at a green man when some p***k nearly took my toes off. He was a ned though so I assume cyclists need to obey traffic lights the same as motorists, except maybe a second or so leeway for a push start. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 I also saw an assumed (but blatantly obvious) student driving the wrong way up a one way street yesterday. That said, undergrads with cars are almost always exclusively c***s. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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