philpy Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Not everyone can drink it. I once made the mistake of ordering a large "cafe caramelo" once in Costa, was the size of a fucking soup bowl. Sent me Haywire, thought I was going to have a heart attack at one point. Now i can't touch the stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 5 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said: I'm actually struggling to understand how folk make it through the day without coffee. I go a morning without caffeine and I'm a quivering mess. I find that strange. As I've said I like both but can easily go for long periods without either. Sounds like you're an addict. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Imagine moaning cause a 80 year old wummin won't get up and make you a cup of tea. I don't think he mentioned that she is bed ridden.Selfish cow.Or maybe she just doesn't like him and his kids. Take the hint ffs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Coffee is rank. I can't stand the taste or smell of it, so refuse to have any in the house for guests. Saying that, I don't particularly like people enough to warrant having guests in my house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 I was completely unaware anyone didn't like coffee. I thought it was something everyone liked. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 My phone had stopped working in that it thinks there are headphones plugged in at all times. Which means I can't call people or watch videos unless there are actual headphones plugged in. Gonna be interesting at work tomorrow when someone tries to call me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbirdonthewire Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 7 hours ago, 8MileBU said: My mate has a west highland terrier of the same name and wanky way of spelling. How's yer touch? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 7 hours ago, pandarilla said: Those weren't the reasons! (Clearly this applies to me, my dad, me, my boy...) I think it's about tradition. I like tradition. Knowing where you come from, having a connection with your past. But I suppose I wouldn't do it if it was a shite name. So if you have (already or in the future) a second son does he get the same name again or is his connection with the past f*cked? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Do what Mexican firemen do. Call the first one Jose and the second one.... Hose B comedy gold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Cerberus said: Imagine moaning cause a 80 year old wummin won't get up and make you a cup of tea. Bear in mind that the title of the thread is Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 (edited) I was working up in the Orkneys some years ago, and got talking to a girl in a pub who didn't look too bad, so I asked her name. "Iona Gunn" says she. I got out that pub pretty smartly - I only asked her name FFS. Edited September 3, 2017 by ICTJohnboy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Bairnardo probably misread the thread title and thought that word was "pretty". How old is the grannie? GILF material? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 2 hours ago, Widge said: My phone had stopped working in that it thinks there are headphones plugged in at all times. Which means I can't call people or watch videos unless there are actual headphones plugged in. Gonna be interesting at work tomorrow when someone tries to call me. Your headphone jack point is moist. Get it in a bag of rice overnight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Your headphone jack point is moist. Get it in a bag of rice overnight. It's because he keeps stroking it with his finger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 At a pub quiz just now, three of us won this absolute tat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Was supposed to add this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 8 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Is that to attract a japanese person, who will be able to fix your electronics? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 45 minutes ago, Blootoon87 said: At a pub quiz just now, three of us won this absolute tat. That's your Christmas shopping sorted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Hang on a minute. You have sons? Aye. Cain and Abel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red23 Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 (edited) My girlfriend being one of these "new age" woman that refuse to cook, clean do washing because historically those were womans chores. I've heard it from a lot of woman these days that they won't be trained to become a housewife and as a result don't pull their weight when it comes to helping run the household. I have to do all the DIY, wash the cars, do the gardens basically anything to do with household chores If she empties the dishwasher she will do it all but the cutlery because she finds it fiddly and leaves it for me - she says if people shouldn't be forced to do things they dont want.......... why has this poisonous attitude been instilled in young woman?? Edited September 3, 2017 by red23 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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